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Scientology Haiku

F.Bullbait

Oh, a wise guy,eh?
Not much in a haiku moodu. How about some Scientology aphorisms?


Ron said so, it must be true.


The meter said so, it must be true.


We are not evaluating for you...we are not evaluating for you...we are not evaluating for you...


What is true is true for you and we will ENSURE you think it is true.


Proof? We ain't got no proof. We don't need no proof. I don't have to show you any stinkin' proof.


You attain the state of Clear only if we say so. State of Clear is revocable at any time.


We are clearing the planet, one bank account at a time.







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HelluvaHoax!

Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on
Re: Channelling Ron

..
For just a brief breath
in eternity... I'm here
Hand over your wallet.


LOL

Here's yet another creepy Hai-Ku-Fuk-Ku "command", coming down the lines from uplines on the commodore's cult command channel.


"Look in your wallet
and find something I can have."

[Havingness Process]​
 

Ogsonofgroo

Crusader
Out needing answers,
The purpose of life explained,
Not a sick cartoon.


Stir fried rice is nice,
May my platter be endless,
Lettuce celebrate.

Walking down a street,
They claimed the cake was yummy,
Flour on my hands.

Little dwarf of Ron,
The gift that keeps on begging,
Slippery slug-slime.



:p :cheers:

5
7
5 = haiku meter.
 

Gib

Crusader
Re: Channelling Ron

..



LOL

Here's yet another creepy Hai-Ku-Fuk-Ku "command", coming down the lines from uplines on the commodore's cult command channel.


"Look in your wallet
and find something I can have."

[Havingness Process]​

The work was free, so keep it so
 
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