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Well, once again, it has been proven: Scientology--it's always way stupider than you think.

On that thought, we turn our attention to a major VIP event in 2011, where COB addressed the most able beings on the planet:

COB
...and thus that brings us to that rarest of rare moment
one seldom is privileged to witness within one lifetime. For
events such as what I am about to reveal are not only
not commonplace-they are the divine essence of an
alchemy that only Scientology's advance levels can
produce. We're not only talking about the turbo-charger
of all turbo-chargers when it comes to boosting
a thetan's ability up into the stars, but I am referring
to that which mankind has always held to be sacred--and
the reason it is only spoken of in hushed tones. Of course
I am referring to a rundown that L. Ron Hubbard himself
described as, and I quote: "Unleashing such a hurricane
of power into the hands of an OT that they will
never again succumb to the MEST universe's
dwindling spiral!
" And beyond that lies the
dreams that mankind could only pray were
possible, but we have redefined man's
playbook and inserted our own chapter
called "Why pray when you can Postulate?"
and thus begins an era of prosperity unlike
any we have ever witnessed, because our
trajectory towards immortality has never
been better calculated nor more assured
and that's not even all of the story--because
there are echelons of win now
available that are so far above OT VIII
that the Grade Chart would have
to be printed on an endless roll
of parchment that stretched from
here all the way to the distant
galaxies and back!!"​




So, did COB really say that in a recorded speech?

Or, was it made up by me, or someone as a joke or parody?

Yes, you say, but it's far too ridiculous to be real.

It's far too stupid, right? LOL

Are you quite sure?

What about "Scientology--it's always way stupider than you think" ?

Each man, woman and child will have to look deep within themselves to find the answer of whether that speech is authentic or not.

This is ESMB. We don't evaluate for people here.

I'll take a stab at answering your question sir!

I say the quote is actual Sherman Speak, actually spoken by the dwarf.

If it's not, well you might have a future as a Sherman Speak ghost-writer to be employed in times of emergency such a Sherman getting a quick wash & rinse in the RPF.
 

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:hysterical: :hysterical:

Well, once again, it has been proven: Scientology--it's always way stupider than you think.

On that thought, we turn our attention to a major VIP event in 2011, where COB addressed the most able beings on the planet:

COB
...and thus that brings us to that rarest of rare moment
one seldom is privileged to witness within one lifetime. For
events such as what I am about to reveal are not only
not commonplace-they are the divine essence of an
alchemy that only Scientology's advance levels can
produce. We're not only talking about the turbo-charger
of all turbo-chargers when it comes to boosting
a thetan's ability up into the stars, but I am referring
to that which mankind has always held to be sacred--and
the reason it is only spoken of in hushed tones. Of course
I am referring to a rundown that L. Ron Hubbard himself
described as, and I quote: "Unleashing such a hurricane
of power into the hands of an OT that they will
never again succumb to the MEST universe's
dwindling spiral!
" And beyond that lies the
dreams that mankind could only pray were
possible, but we have redefined man's
playbook and inserted our own chapter
called "Why pray when you can Postulate?"
and thus begins an era of prosperity unlike
any we have ever witnessed, because our
trajectory towards immortality has never
been better calculated nor more assured
and that's not even all of the story--because
there are echelons of win now
available that are so far above OT VIII
that the Grade Chart would have
to be printed on an endless roll
of parchment that stretched from
here all the way to the distant
galaxies and back!!"​




So, did COB really say that in a recorded speech?

Or, was it made up by me, or someone as a joke or parody?

Yes, you say, but it's far too ridiculous to be real.

It's far too stupid, right? LOL

Are you quite sure?

What about "Scientology--it's always way stupider than you think" ?

Each man, woman and child will have to look deep within themselves to find the answer of whether that speech is authentic or not.

This is ESMB. We don't evaluate for people here.



LOLOLOL!

Such a delicious word salad; it could only have been written by that master wordsmith, Dan Sherman, while rocking himself into insensibility at sunset on his porch to infinity.

I have a question for you.

Who wrote "Scientology is always worse than you think?"

Such concise truth!
 

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On that thought, we turn our attention to a major VIP event in 2011, where COB addressed the most able beings on the planet:

COB
...and thus that brings us to that rarest of rare moment
one seldom is privileged to witness within one lifetime. For
events such as what I am about to reveal are not only
not commonplace-they are the divine essence of an
alchemy that only Scientology's advance levels can
produce. We're not only talking about the turbo-charger
of all turbo-chargers when it comes to boosting
a thetan's ability up into the stars, but I am referring
to that which mankind has always held to be sacred--and
the reason it is only spoken of in hushed tones. Of course
I am referring to a rundown that L. Ron Hubbard himself
described as, and I quote: "Unleashing such a hurricane
of power into the hands of an OT that they will
never again succumb to the MEST universe's
dwindling spiral!
" And beyond that lies the
dreams that mankind could only pray were
possible, but we have redefined man's
playbook and inserted our own chapter
called "Why pray when you can Postulate?"
and thus begins an era of prosperity unlike
any we have ever witnessed, because our
trajectory towards immortality has never
been better calculated nor more assured
and that's not even all of the story--because
there are echelons of win now
available that are so far above OT VIII
that the Grade Chart would have
to be printed on an endless roll
of parchment that stretched from
here all the way to the distant
galaxies and back!!"


LOLOLOL!

Such a delicious word salad; it could only have been written by that master wordsmith, Dan Sherman, while rocking himself into insensibility at sunset on his porch to infinity.


Regarding your analytics & conclusion, I must congratulate you for having the highest test score of anyone to date!

Out of a potential and perfect 100 points, you have achieved the extraordinarily high score of 50 points! While you appropriately concluded that Dan Sherman was the rhetorical source of COBs speech (excerpt above), you had points deducted for failing to acknowledge that said speech was in fact discovered & channeled in whole by Don Hubbard[SUP]1[/SUP] (see rare archive photo in my Avatar).

To date, no independent verifications, records nor recordings of this COB speech have been located and thus the authenticity of the speech itself has been called into question. In response to numerous claims and complaints that said speech was in fact a hoax, Don provided more than adequate scientific support to debunk those allegations by turning in worksheet pages from his own personal auditing sessions--wherein he routinely had wide F/Ns upon originating "Really, man, I like totally didn't make it up or whatever!"




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[SUP] 1[/SUP]
Don Hubbard, estranged twin brother of Ron Hubbard, is likewise a self-help author, noted vagrant and internationally celebrated OH (Operating Hobo).
 

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You are such a clairvoyant, HH! Where'd you find that crystal ball anyway? First you channeled Hubtub on green on white and red on white - so perfectly that a few people were fooled, and now it's the Dan Sherman Show with Shermanspeak and his crazy midget! :laugh:

Moore! This is great stuff!
 

guanoloco

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Well...if this don't beat all.

Jamie Foxx has snapped terminals with Tom Cruise and is now thoroughly in Tom's valence!!

First, he winds up with Katie Holmes:

katie-holmes-engagement-ring-jamie-foxx-photos.jpg


He then helps somebody in a car accident!

jamie-foxx-car-wreck-lead.jpg


"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else when you drive past.

"You know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.
 

Karen#1

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Phil Jones has had his 2 children stolen from him and manipulated against him where the CULT will not let him talk to them (for years) and they have disconnected.

Phil was in for some 35 years, before departure from it all.
Emily was in RTC, David Miscavige secretary 12 years and has seen sociopath Miscavige conduct. She now works at ASI.
Michael works at CC INT
Phil has tried HARD to be in touch with them.
The CULT enjoys Emily and Mike's slave labor and stats while cutting them off from their parents.
Today Phil Jones created a WANTED poster.
Good for you Phil !
2nd image is Emily.
3rd image is Phil the dad.

Wanted.philJones.son.png


Wanted.Emily.jpg


Wanted.Phil_1.jpg
 
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On that thought, we turn our attention to a major VIP event in 2011, where COB addressed the most able beings on the planet:

COB
...and thus that brings us to that rarest of rare moment
one seldom is privileged to witness within one lifetime. For
events such as what I am about to reveal are not only
not commonplace-they are the divine essence of an
alchemy that only Scientology's advance levels can
produce. We're not only talking about the turbo-charger
of all turbo-chargers when it comes to boosting
a thetan's ability up into the stars, but I am referring
to that which mankind has always held to be sacred--and
the reason it is only spoken of in hushed tones. Of course
I am referring to a rundown that L. Ron Hubbard himself
described as, and I quote:
"Unleashing such a hurricane
of power into the hands of an OT that they will
never again succumb to the MEST universe's
dwindling spiral!
"
And beyond that lies the
dreams that mankind could only pray were
possible, but we have redefined man's
playbook and inserted our own chapter
called "Why pray when you can Postulate?"
and thus begins an era of prosperity unlike
any we have ever witnessed, because our
trajectory towards immortality has never
been better calculated nor more assured
and that's not even all of the story--because
there are echelons of win now
available that are so far above OT VIII
that the Grade Chart would have
to be printed on an endless roll
of parchment that stretched from
here all the way to the distant
galaxies and back!!"





That reminds of of something I've been planning to mention. Something incredibly stupid in Scientology.

EP.

End Phenomena

The entire fabric and structure of Scientology has been designed and built to produce one thing and one thing only. End Phenomena. The stellar Homo Novis supernatural abilities. It all began with the very first "EP" in 1950, the EP for "Clear". Hubbard, not satisfied he could sell just one (1) supernatural power, decided he must bundle an entire assortment of superpowers into that new spiritual state. Perfect memory, no physical illness, et al.

Well, the claimed EPs for "Clear" are quite extravagant and continuously changing! Here's an outstanding (and shockingly delusional) list of some of those "EPs" that a Clear was expected to have for the past 66 years.

LINK.

Clear definitions culled from Dia. and Sci. written sources

1950: an unaberrated person. He is rational in that he forms the
best possible solutions he can on the data he has and from his
viewpoint. He obtains the maximum pleasure for the organism, present
and future, as well as for the subjects along the other dynamics. The
Clear has no engrams which can be restimulated to throw out the
correctness of computation by entering hidden and false data in it.

1952: originally this meant a person who no longer was operating
under engram commands, who has been "cleared" of his aberrations. As
of 1952 it is a relative word, and can be applied to persons who have
raised themselves on the tone scale to a level where they have command
of their thinking processes. The ideal clear, of course, would be at
20.0 on the tone scale-a balancing of theta and MEST. As long as they
remained at that point, they would be balanced between full cause and
effect, capable of assuming cause over anything.

1954: a person who can have or not have at will anything in the
universe

1955: simply an awareness of awareness unit which knows it's an
awareness of awareness unit, can create energy at will, and can handle
and control, erase, or re-create an analytical mind or reactive mind.

1955: somebody who does not have any engrams in present time with
him. By actual practice a Clear would have to be a stable thetan
exterior since the body itself is composed of energy masses which
unfortunately contain engrams

1957, in an absolute sense would be someone who could confront
anything and everything in past, present and future

1957: a thetan who can knowingly be at cause over life, matter,
energy, space and time, subjective and objective

1957: A scientology clear would be able to confront the physical
universe, other bodies, his own body, other minds, his own mind and
other beings-without trimmings

1958: from the attainment of "Clears" by L. Ron Hubbard. a
person at willing and knowing cause over his own life, his body and
his surroundings and without a reactive or subconscious mind.

1963: Book One definition holds exactly true. A Clear is
somebody with no "held down fives" in this lifetime

1963: a thetan cleared of enforced and unwanted behavior patterns
and discomforts

1965: a clear has no vicious reactive mind and operates at total
mental capacity just like the first book said. In fact every early
definition of Clear is found to be correct.

1966: a clear is not an all knowing being. A clear is somebody
who has lost the mass, energy, space and time connected with the thing
called mind.

1968: The Dianetic Clear is now called a Release due to total
(Scientology) Clear being so much higher, and total clear, which we
are today making in Scientology is completely out of comparison with
what Dianetics was trying to do. The Dianetic Clear was: an optimum
individual, no longer possessed of any engrams. The Scientology Clear
is a person who can be at cause knowingly and at will over mental
matter, energy, space and time as regards the first dynamic (survival
for self). A Scientology Clear is a being who has attained this state
by completing the Clearing Course and been declared Clear by the
Qualifications Division. Dianetics was the route from aberrated or
aberrated and ill human, to capable human, Scientology is the route
from human being to total freedom and total beingness.

1968: A thetan (the person himself-not his body or name, his mind
or anything else-that which is aware of being aware) who can be at
cause knowingly and at will over mental matter, energy, space and time
as regards the first dynamic (survival for self). A clear is a being
who has attained this state by completing the Saint Hill Clearing
Course and been declared Clear by the Saint Hill Qualifications
Division.

1968: A person who has completed Grade VII by erasing his whole
bank. He no longer has a reactive mind or time track, and he is again
wholly himself and can follow his own basic purposes.

1970 -(1) Dianetic Clear: an individual who has been cleared of
all engrams and chains and who has achieved a general tone four; a
Dianetic Case Completion; one who through Dianetic processing has
become free of those things which make a person susceptible to, and
"hold in place", psychosomatic ills, and is a healthy, happy human
being. In this book Clear means Dianetic Clear. (2) Scientology
Clear: A person who, having received all the processing gains from
Dianetics to Grade VI (highest Scientology Release Grade), has then
completed the Clearing Course at an Advanced Organization. A
Scientology Clear has by definition the ability to be cause over
mental matter, energy, space and time as regards the First Dynamic.

1974: Clear (noun), A much misunderstood state of being. The
word has been used before with other meanings. It has been mistaken
as an absolute. It is still used. It is used here as electronics
slang and can apply to a chain, an incident or a computation.


1970-1976, ability to be at cause over mental matter, energy,
space and time on the 1st dynamic (survival for self)

1975: A Clear in an absolute sense would be someone who could
confront anything and everything in the past, present and future

1976: Clear, Theta, an individual who, as a thetan, is certain of
his identity apart from that of the body, and who habitually operates
the body from outside.

1977-1978: a thetan who can be at cause knowingly and at will
over mental matter, energy, space and time as regards the first
dynamic (survival for self). The state of Clear is above the release
grades (all of which are requisite to clearing) and is attained by
completion of the Clearing Course at an Advanced Organization.

1978: A clear in Dianetics, then is simply one whose engrams and
locks are erased and who does not become confused, obsessed or
impelled by past moments of physical pain. The goal is far, far
beyond anything envisioned by such investigators as Freud.

1978: It will readily be seen that the ideal condition would be
all theta recovered and no entheta remaining in existence in the
individual. The attainment of this ideal is called in Dianetics a
"cleared" state. This would be, at this time the end goal of
processing.

1982: The band that achieves in a final burst of glory and
freedom, the state of clear

1987: an unaberrated person. He is rational in that he forms the
best possible solutions he can on the data he has and from his
viewpoint. He obtains the maximum pleasure for the organism, present
and future, as well as for the subjects along the other dynamics.

1991: Now the state of being cleared was what confused the issue.
People wanted to know what they'd be like if they were cleared. A
good question. Data accumulated, but not as fast as the questions.
The people, cleared, would be better, feel better, be more moral, etc.
All that is a matter of record. But the craving for an Absolute
caused everyone to put the state called "OT" in place of the condition
of "being cleared." Absolutes," in our Axioms, "are unobtainable."

1992: the name of a state achieved through auditing or an
individual who has achieved this state. A Clear is a being who no
longer has his own reactive mind. He is an unaberrated person and is
rational in that he forms the best possible solutions he can on the
data he has and from his viewpoint.

1993: A Clear is a person who no longer has his own reactive mind
an therefore suffers none of the ill effects that that the reactive
mind can cause. The Clear has no engrams which, when restimulated,
throw out the correctness of his computations by entering hidden and
false data.

A Clear is free with his emotions. He can think for himself. He
can experience life unencumbered by inhibitions reactively dictated by
past engrams. Artistry, personal force and individual character are
all residual in the basic personality of the person, not the reactive
mind. Clears are self-confident, happy and generally successful-in
both careers and inter-personal relationships.

1993: A Clear is a person who no longer has his own reactive
mind. He has vanquished it forever. Without the stimulus-response
mechanisms of the reactive mind which can cause a person pain,
unwanted sensations and negative emotions, a Clear can act rather than
react. A Clear has a very high degree of personal integrity and
honesty, and is living proof that man is basically good. His own
basic beingness returns and his own basic personality flourishes. A
person loses all the fears, anxieties and irrational thoughts that
were held down by pain in the reactive mind and, in short, regains
himself when he goes Clear.

....2016: A Clear is a person who has the ability to make up endless and different definitions of the word "Clear" at will, along with the bonus ability to fabricate very fancy sounding superpowers that never have to be demonstrated.
 
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Oh damn, there is yet another stupid thing about that quote from L. Ron Hubbard on that rundown's EP.


"Unleashing such a hurricane
of power into the hands of an OT that they will
never again succumb to the MEST universe's
dwindling spiral!
"



When Scientologists do any Rundown, it doesn't matter what process is run, they always (somehow, miraculously) attain that EP and are proud to write Success Stories about it. Just like Ron promised! LOL

That particular EP (above in red) comes from the confidential LRH taped briefing (March 15, 1969) on the Apollo called "Conscience - The Reason Beings Won't Use Their OT power". I am not sure what ever happened to the so-called "Conscience Rundown", but the first process was the following, 2-part commands (run alternately to EP).




What must a thetan never do?

How can a thetan prevent themselves from doing that?


At the end of the rundown the being is guaranteed to attain the ability "... to never succumb to the MEST universe's dwindling spiral", pretty amazing ain't it?

Here's a typical Success Story published at that time people were being given the "Conscience Rundown". They were expected to both voice the ability to avoid the dwindling spiral AND also some new (recovered) OT ability that "turned on". Then they could attest.

SAMPLE SUCCESS STORY ("Conscience Rundown" - ca 1969-1970):

APOLLO SUCCESS STORY

I have just completed the Conscience Rundown (CRD) and it is by far
the most amazing action I have ever done on the Bridge! I now see
the game of the physical universe and how it tempts beings into going
down the dwindling spiral. With that knowledge I have certainty that
I will never again slip down the spiral. Once I became free of
that eternal trap I began to try out my new freedom and abilities
and noticed that there is absolutely no com lag now when I postulate
something. This morning for example, when I was food shopping I
forgot to get coffee so i re-parked my car and went back into
the store. Just as I entered, I noticed the coupon rack and saw that
the store was having a 2 for 1 sale on coffee! So I bought it and
actually got the second one free! I realized that my postulate so
so strong to get coffee it actually made me forget to buy it so that
I could re-enter the store and find out about the sale! When Ron
said that the Conscience Rundown turns back on your OT abilities,
that's exactly what happened. I know I will never be the same again!

--RW--



The supremely stupid part of the EP for the CRD (or any other EP) is that Scientologists parrot whatever they are told the EP will be. The command could have just as easily been: "From where can a thetan communicate to Ron's bank account?"


Oh yeah, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that all of the above Rundowns, commands, EPs, taped lectures, LRH quotes and success stories are all a hoax.

It was just made up. Ron taught me how to do that. LOL

Hey, my street cred's on the line here, what do you expect?!
 
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guanoloco

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Oh damn, there is yet another stupid thing about that quote from L. Ron Hubbard on that rundown's EP.


"Unleashing such a hurricane
of power into the hands of an OT that they will
never again succumb to the MEST universe's
dwindling spiral!
"



When Scientologists do any Rundown, it doesn't matter what process is run, they always (somehow, miraculously) attain that EP and are proud to write Success Stories about it. Just like Ron promised! LOL

That particular EP (above in red) comes from the confidential LRH taped briefing (March 15, 1969) on the Apollo called "Conscience - The Reason Beings Won't Use Their OT power". I am not sure what ever happened to the so-called "Conscience Rundown", but the first process was the following, 2-part commands (run alternately to EP).




What must a thetan never do?

How can a thetan prevent themselves from doing that?


At the end of the rundown the being is guaranteed to attain the ability "... to never succumb to the MEST universe's dwindling spiral", pretty amazing ain't it?

Here's a typical Success Story published at that time people were being given the "Conscience Rundown". They were expected to both voice the ability to avoid the dwindling spiral AND also some new (recovered) OT ability that "turned on". Then they could attest.

SAMPLE SUCCESS STORY ("Conscience Rundown" - ca 1969-1970):



APOLLO SUCCESS STORY

I have just completed the Conscience Rundown (CRD) and it is by far
the most amazing action I have ever done on the Bridge! I now see
the game of the physical universe and how it tempts beings into going
down the dwindling spiral. With that knowledge I have certainty that
I will never again slip down the spiral. Once I became free of
that eternal trap I began to try out my new freedom and abilities
and noticed that there is absolutely no com lag now when I postulate
something. This morning for example, when I was food shopping I
forgot to get coffee so i re-parked my car and went back into
the store. Just as I entered, I noticed the coupon rack and saw that
the store was having a 2 for 1 sale on coffee! So I bought it and
actually got the second one free! I realized that my postulate so
so strong to get coffee it actually made me forget to buy it so that
I could re-enter the store and find out about the sale! When Ron
said that the Conscience Rundown turns back on your OT abilities,
that's exactly what happened. I know I will never be the same again!

--RW--



The supremely stupid part of the EP for the CRD (or any other EP) is that Scientologists parrot whatever they are told the EP will be. The command could have just as easily been: "From where can thetan communicate to Ron's bank account?"


Oh yeah, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that all of the above Rundowns, commands and EPs
are a hoax. It was just made up. Ron taught me how to do that. LOL

Hey, my street cred's on the line here, what do you expect?!

I just went out-list on this squirrel process. Thanks, HH. Now I'm up the pole, buttered all over the universe, having become a cropper after going apetite over tin cup while being the only one! Can you say, PC Type B?
 

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I found this Ad on facebook hilarious.
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Speaker: Dr Martin Poulter has a Philosophy and Psychology degree from Oxford University and a PhD in Philosophy of Science from the University

EEEEEEEEeeeeeeks, the psychs again !

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JustSheila

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Tom Helatrobus' son found cult parody in the Grand Theft Auto 5 game. It seems everyone is laughing at Scientology:

My son found this cult parody in GTA 5. It isn't dead on, but it does start with a personality test. The first question in the personality test is "Do you have red hair?" One moves up though the levels by giving increasing large amount of money.

[video=youtube;NjOKTRiBcEw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjOKTRiBcEw[/video]

At the end of the quest, you get either a tractor or $2 million based on the choices you make.

http://www.grandtheftwiki.com/Epsilon_Program

A game that I've just finished, Fallout 4 also has a cult that you can join:

[video=youtube;TIdYPYES8zc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIdYPYES8zc[/video]

There is another cult in Fallout 4 called the Children of Atom, but you never get a chance to become a member, which is too bad because I really wanted to be recruited.

The section on the Children of Atom starts at 2:16 while exploring the radioactive wasteland section of the game:
[video=youtube;gHTR-YhQSpk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHTR-YhQSpk[/video]

The best part is that we've got the mantra for level one from Fallout4 for FREE!

" I deserve a better life.
A better life is coming."

Can't wait for level two. That's when good things really start happening!

:hysterical: :hysterical: :roflmao:
 

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Veda's post courtesy of another thread.


Originally Posted by Veda
Hubbard liked to move the goal post. Once upon a time - 2 April 1965 to be exact - in the HCOB, 'The Road to Clear', he told excited and delighted Scientologists that:

"Above [Clear] there are NO 'mental processes'
as we know them. There are only various drills
and familiarization processes..."




Due to physics, after Dr. Hubbard's proclamation (above) was filtered through the Hubbard Law of Commotion[SUP]1[/SUP] what actually happened in the MEST universe (on OT levels) was at very slight variance with his one-hundred percent [STRIKE]standard[/STRIKE] holy scripture.

"Above [Clear] there are ONLY 'mental processes'
as we know them. There are only various drills
and familiarization processes..."


At least the second part of Ron's infallible statement is true. Above Clear, there are in fact only various drills[SUP]2[/SUP] and familiarization processes[SUP]3[/SUP].


...







[SUP]1 [/SUP] Hubbard Law of Commotion: (physics) Analogous to Newton's Law of Motion, Hubbard discovered the immutable 'Law of Commotion' which states that: "In Scientology, for each and every policy or piece of tech, there is an equal and opposite policy and piece of tech." Thus in any situation or dispute, Scientology tech can maintain its astonishing 100% record of always being correct. [SUP]

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[/SUP]Various drills - CORRECT: While Scientologists are on the spiritually advanced OT levels, their registrars run them through various drills based on the book 'Big League Closing Techniques'.

[SUP]3[/SUP] Familiarization Processes - CORRECT: While on the OT levels, the Pre-Ot also twins with their registrar on familiarization processes--to help them become familiarized with the Pre-OTs charge cards and available credit limits.
 
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Karen#1

Gold Meritorious Patron
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

I am done with Gurus. I am done with Gurus for the next *Billion* years. :yes::yes::yes:
And I laugh at popular culture ADs

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Type4_PTS

Diamond Invictus SP
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

I am done with Gurus. I am done with Gurus for the next *Billion* years. :yes::yes::yes:
And I laugh at popular culture ADs

Guru.be.one.jpg






It could be quite dangerous to follow Guru's. Just in the news a year ago:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-investigated-grievous-bodily-harm-India.html





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Full Story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-investigated-grievous-bodily-harm-India.html





If that's what it takes to get "closer to God" I believe I'm going to keep my distance! :omg::biggrin:
 
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freethinker

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Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

Here is something interesting.

L Ron Hubbard spent his final days living in Bluebird motor home.

L Ron Hubbard created Dianetics but later, in 1954, created Scientology (I know, created gives it too much credibility but bear with me).

Between 1951 and 1953, the CIA ran a mind control program called Project Bluebird.

The purpose of this project was to instill in the subject multiple personalities (think BT's).

They were also able to produce an actual Manchurian Candidate.

This project was put to use in infiltration. (think GO in late 70's)


Read here:
BLUEBIRD is the cryptonym for a CIA mind control program that ran from 1951 to 1953. Other mind control programs include ARTICHOKE, MKULTRA, and MKSEARCH. The purpose of the book BLUEBIRDis to prove that the military and the CIA have been creating “Manchurian Candidates” for operational use since the second world war. This fact is described repeatedly by G.H. Estabrooks and in CIA documents on BLUEBIRD and ARTICHOKE obtained through the Freedom of Information Act. By research at the medical school library, ordering out-of-print books, and requests filed through the Freedom of Information Act, Dr. Ross has built up compelling documentation of the fact that the CIA and military intelligence agencies have been creating multiple personality experimentally, and using these subjects in courier and infiltration operations.

https://sites.google.com/site/mcrais/bluebird
 

HelluvaHoax!

Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

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If that's what it takes to get "closer to God" I believe I'm going to keep my distance! :omg::biggrin:



:hysterical::hysterical:


In that case, let me respectfully suggest that you join Scientology, the world's most advanced TAC[SUP]1[/SUP] on this planet!

The procedure is done painlessly and without sedation--avoiding all engrams which (in the future) will reduce tech estimates and save you lots of money on needless auditing!

Mankind owes a debt of gratitude to one Dr. L. Ron Hubbard who invented the PFB technique ('Pain Free Ballectomy'). Over decades the methodology was further refined and eventually became known as "Ethics".






[SUP]1[/SUP] TAC: 1. Testicle As-ising Cult
 
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freethinker

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Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

Sorry to hear that, but don't give up hope!

So many people sign up or join up with a cult and find it just doesn't meet their needs.

They find they work too many hours, or not enough.

They get discouraged because they find, no matter how hard they try, they just don't get the recognition they were hoping for.

They're promised relief from confessing but find themselves in the same old repetitive transgression rut. Confessing to the same old transgressions and not experiencing new and different ones to give up.

Not really getting that tingly outer body experience they were looking for or finding it short lived.

People still don't do what you say no matter how much you command them using the different methods of getting in their face so they get it.

Experiencing more punishment than what you give out making you feel your just not making the progress you should.

Meals have become boring or lack luster if you get them.

Not being allowed to finish one program before being pushed to start another.

No one seems to get you like they did when you first arrived.

Tired of the same old mantras and rituals which seem like so much dissonance after a while.

Well at 1-800- cult hook up we have gone through more than 800 cults for you so that you can stop wasting time and get the enlightenment you were always dreaming of.

No more hours and hours of back breaking labor just to find yourself back doing more because you can't get over your bad habits.

No more going over the same scripture just to find you really didn't get it the first time and have to start over.

Permanent job opportunities without getting busted down and losing status.

New and different transgressions to confess to and make real progress .

People who will now listen to you because that look in your eye tells them you mean it.

Work details that fit your capabilities and not someone elses.

So don't give up, get hooked up with the right cult for you. It's as easy as picking up the phone and calling 1-800-cult hook up. You'll be so relieved you did and it's sooooo easy. :happydance:


I am done with Gurus. I am done with Gurus for the next *Billion* years. :yes::yes::yes:
And I laugh at popular culture ADs

Guru.be.one.jpg
 

DeeAnna

Patron Meritorious
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology

freethinker, I'm actually surprised there isn't an online dating site to go with that toll free telephone number!

Oh, and could you possibly give us a few examples of those "new and exciting transgressions to confess"?
 
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