This is NOT OK !!!!
Gold Meritorious Patron
Re: Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology
I'll take a stab at answering your question sir!
I say the quote is actual Sherman Speak, actually spoken by the dwarf.
If it's not, well you might have a future as a Sherman Speak ghost-writer to be employed in times of emergency such a Sherman getting a quick wash & rinse in the RPF.
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Well, once again, it has been proven: Scientology--it's always way stupider than you think.
On that thought, we turn our attention to a major VIP event in 2011, where COB addressed the most able beings on the planet:
COB
...and thus that brings us to that rarest of rare moment
one seldom is privileged to witness within one lifetime. For
events such as what I am about to reveal are not only
not commonplace-they are the divine essence of an
alchemy that only Scientology's advance levels can
produce. We're not only talking about the turbo-charger
of all turbo-chargers when it comes to boosting
a thetan's ability up into the stars, but I am referring
to that which mankind has always held to be sacred--and
the reason it is only spoken of in hushed tones. Of course
I am referring to a rundown that L. Ron Hubbard himself
described as, and I quote: "Unleashing such a hurricane
of power into the hands of an OT that they will
never again succumb to the MEST universe's
dwindling spiral!" And beyond that lies the
dreams that mankind could only pray were
possible, but we have redefined man's
playbook and inserted our own chapter
called "Why pray when you can Postulate?"
and thus begins an era of prosperity unlike
any we have ever witnessed, because our
trajectory towards immortality has never
been better calculated nor more assured
and that's not even all of the story--because
there are echelons of win now
available that are so far above OT VIII
that the Grade Chart would have
to be printed on an endless roll
of parchment that stretched from
here all the way to the distant
galaxies and back!!"
So, did COB really say that in a recorded speech?
Or, was it made up by me, or someone as a joke or parody?
Yes, you say, but it's far too ridiculous to be real.
It's far too stupid, right? LOL
Are you quite sure?
What about "Scientology--it's always way stupider than you think" ?
Each man, woman and child will have to look deep within themselves to find the answer of whether that speech is authentic or not.
This is ESMB. We don't evaluate for people here.
I'll take a stab at answering your question sir!
I say the quote is actual Sherman Speak, actually spoken by the dwarf.
If it's not, well you might have a future as a Sherman Speak ghost-writer to be employed in times of emergency such a Sherman getting a quick wash & rinse in the RPF.