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I occasionally dropped in on that channel and after a number of times got the clear idea that they were just running a loop, over and over again--just like the Orwellian "r-factor" flat-screens in Ideal Org reception areas. The COS (
Crimewave of Scientology) doesn't trust any
live person to pitch the scam because they might
not be a good liar--or they might inadvertently reveal cult secrets, like:
[ warning, i feel a rant coming on! ]
DIV VI REGISTRAR
...so like I say, you're going to love Scientology
so much because it's like having a magic lamp and
you can get every wish you ever wished for!
WOG
Wow! That sounds just amazing! It actually sounds
too good to be true!
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Oh my goodness, LOL, no, no, no! This time it really
is true---when you go OT you will learn how to do something
we call "postulates". It means when you decide you want
something, you instantly get it!!!
WOG
WOW! So how long does it take to go OT? I can't wait!
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Well it really doesn't take that long at all
if you just get started today and just---DECIDE
you want to go OT and make it the most important
thing in your life--and dedicate your time to it!
WOG
Amazing, I decided! You must be really high on those
OT levels since you work here full time!
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Oh, yes, I have receive more miraculous gains than
you would ever believe! Because I got rid of all my
distractions and became a full time Scientologist
and Scientology staff member!
WOG
Super-amazing! How long have you been on staff?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Well, it's been 27 years!
WOG
WOW! Twenty seven years! You must be like OT VIII! OMG!
DIV VI REGISTRAR
LOL, thanks for flowing so much power to me! I haven't
gone quite that far on my Bridge to Total Freedom. But it's
my postulate to finish up through OT VIII by the end of this year!
WOG
Wow! So what OT level are you on then? OT VII?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
LOL, not exactly. Hey, let's talk about your Bridge to OT!
How much can you flow to your first course so we can
get you started on the communication course today?!
WOG
But, yeah, okay---I mean, what OT level are you? OT VI?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Well, Ron says it's not a good idea to talk about one's case.
Hey, tell me about your ruin again, so we can help you get
on the road to happiness today!
WOG
I mean, can you just tell me what OT level you are on? I never
met an OT before.
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Oh, you'll meet lots of OTs when you are on course and
getting auditing. And as Scientologists, we will always
be willing to share our miraculous wins with you and
answer all your questions!
WOG
But, could you answer my question then? After 27 years,
what OT level are you? OT 3?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
LOL, not exactly. I actually am working towards getting
on OT 3 very very soon!
WOG
So, then, you are what? OT 2? OT 1?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
LOL, not exactly.
WOG
But after 27 years, you are at least Clear, right?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
LOL, um, not exactly but I am close. Very very close!
WOG
I mean, weird, so you are on your Grades?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Can we just talk about all the supernatural powers
you will get as soon as you get on the Bridge?
WOG
Um, are you like what? Grade 2? Grade 1?
Grade 0?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
LOL, not exactly.
WOG
OMG, 27 years? Seriously, so you're like what?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Well, I mean don't get me wrong, I'm totally winning
on my Bridge.
WOG
Okay, so you're totally winning. What level are you on?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Um, well, I was on the HQS course but then I got onto
a word chain and bogged. So then I got a study de-bug and
it read on OUT-INT, but we didn't have any auditors who were
certified to run that for a couple years. So that slowed me down.
WOG
So after a couple years you got the auditing and went back
on course because your study case was de-bugged?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Um, not exactly. When we got a trained auditor on staff, I
didn't have enough money to buy two intensives. So I have been
waiting for free student auditing from someone who needs to
run the Int Rundown. But, actually while I was waiting, my twin
on HQS blew and they sent me to Ethics for allowing that to
happen. During my ethics program I was twinning with a girl
from Romania on Conditions by Dynamics--but it came out that
she was PTS and she was routed off when she mentioned that
she first got interested in studying the mind when she was a small
girl in Bucharest and her father was a psychologist who was helping
homeless people get off of drugs and alcohol addiction. So, yeah,
they told me she was most likely a plant sent in to sabotage Ron's
spiritual freedom Bridge. Anyways, my folders got sent up to OSA
to see what was up with my bogged case and they found the why, that
I hadn't done the Purif. They told me that when I was given cough
syrup as a kid that all those drugs were ruining my spiritual progress.
So, I have been flowing money to my purif since then and it's almost
half paid for now! So, that's a huge win, right?
WOG
Twenty seven years and you still couldn't pay for your Purif? How much
do they pay you anyways?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Oh, well, we're ministers so we don't get paid big salaries! LOL
WOG
So, like what? Minimum wage?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
LOL, not really. Usually my take-home pay is between 10
and 25 dollars a week---when we get paid. I haven't been paid
in a few months, so I need to catch up on my dateline debts, per
Ron's finance policy, before I can continue flowing money to
my Bridge.
WOG
Oh. I mean--what happened to all that stuff you told me about
miracles and postulates? Why didn't you just postulate that
you'd make more money and do your Bridge?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Hey, listen, I am not just selfishly thinking about myself, I am
taking total responsibility for all of mankind, so everyone gets
OT powers, not just me. That's why I joined staff!
WOG
But, you don't have any of the gains or powers or miracles that
you want me to believe. And you've been doing it full time for
27 years! What's up with that?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
I'll be straight with you. I'm not just some fucking dilettante who
waltzes into the org and paid a gazillion dollars and gets all their
case handled all the up to OT VIII while the rest of mankind just
suffers and succumbs to the nightmarish dwindling spiral of living
on a slave planet! If you think you are so much better than me,
why don't you fucking join staff, take some responsibility
and help us to save mankind---instead of your bullshit little ruin
that you want to become a fucking actor! LOL. Get real, you can do
all the acting you want, but there's not going to be any
plays or tv shows or movies to even act in
after the planet blows up and everyone dies!
WOG
Whoa! And that's why you don't have any
of the miraculous powers of a Clear or OT?
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Yeah. That's why. So are you going to just sit
there and natter about your life or are you
going to join fucking staff and help us clear
this fucking mudball?
WOG
I thought we were talking about me getting
some help, that's why I came in.
DIV VI REGISTRAR
Hey, don't try running that on me. That's why
all of us on staff came in. Until we cognited that
we can never be full OT until we take responsibility
for dilettante DBs like you.
SUMMARY: The cult cereal box. The outside looks so amazing--all those colorful graphics and exciting magical images! Until you open it and discover what's inside. That's when you start to remember all those "silly" internet websites, where ex-cult members incessantly warned about wearing a Hazmat suit before opening the box.
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