Frankly Catherine just love it here on esmb when wing-nuts like you show up, there's nothing like a bit of comic relief to dispel the boredom.
This is what we are trying to prevent her from experiencing..but unfortunately Catherine's psychic abilities needs some ''$cientology qual'' correction procedures since she doesn't get the right items from her psychic powers.
Actually, my psychics powers tells me that as few comics are presently scratching their balls
Catherine,
As a clue regarding the total absence psychic abilities of Scientologists , I'll point to you 2 very telling facts which are about
masturbation and
clibboards.
One thing you can find in any tech\executive scientologist hands is a clipboard. They must consult it to know wich Ron the nuts policy applies to any activity they persue and must log each activities and statistics done & reached. (no psychic would need it) They ask people questions about anything, which they log on a scale that will reveal (3 hours later - when interpretated) their emotional state....
all this instead of just asking: ''Would you tell me how do you feel ????''
Woooooooooooooooooo how psychic!
The other thing is they use a lie detector to ask again and again and again, for decades, if and when you masturbate (which will cost to you lot of $$$$$ in procedures called security checks \confessionals; I know first hand since it almost ruined me
) Any psychic would know when the individual did masturbate and wouldn't need a lie detector. But not least, any normal individual would know that most human beings DO masturbate and wouldn't spent hours and hours (till their last breath) to inquire and investigate about it...= out of interest - so much boring normal human activities (I mean even Lord Xeny doesn't give a shit about it...)
Actually , does it look psychic or retard ????