wiseman_of_the_watchtower
Patron with Honors
Hi,
I'm looking for feedback on my next sign idea. I intend for it to be read by current members as well as understood by the general public. I want to get it out there before Miscavidge releases fabricated levels 9 and 10 and plays them off as if Hubbard actually finished them all.
I would like feedback and corrections/improvements to my current version. Thanks.
I'm leaving out BTs because a) I don't need legal problems, and b) they are too confusing for one protest sign. Also a link to the photo of that mailpack with OT 8 on the itinerary as the last actual OT level would be helpful, I know its around somewhere.
I'm looking for feedback on my next sign idea. I intend for it to be read by current members as well as understood by the general public. I want to get it out there before Miscavidge releases fabricated levels 9 and 10 and plays them off as if Hubbard actually finished them all.
I would like feedback and corrections/improvements to my current version. Thanks.
Scientology's Broken Bridge
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{tbody}
{tr}
{td}OT I{/td}
{td}Huh?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}
OT II{/td}
{td}What?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT III{/td}
{td}Xenu did it.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT IV{/td}
{td}Xenu really did it!{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT V{/td}
{td}Boy, did he ever!{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT VI{/td}
{td}Ok, Ok, we get it.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT VII{/td}
{td}Enough about Xenu already!{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT VIII{/td}
{td}Happy now?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT IX{/td}
{td}Error - Not found.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT X{/td}
{td}Doesn't exist. There are no more OT levels...{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT XI{/td}
{td}LRH never finished them!{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT XII{/td}
{td}Oh well. Most couldn't afford them anyway.{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT XIII{/td}
{td}Maybe he had writers' block...{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT XIV{/td}
{td}Will Miscavige create forgeries?{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}OT XV{/td}
{td}Total Bankruptcy.{/td}
{/tr}
{/tbody}
[/xtable]
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I'm leaving out BTs because a) I don't need legal problems, and b) they are too confusing for one protest sign. Also a link to the photo of that mailpack with OT 8 on the itinerary as the last actual OT level would be helpful, I know its around somewhere.