Scientology wants you to bring your kids to its creepy ‘mecca’ in Florida — it’s an adventure!

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Scientology wants you to bring your kids to its creepy ‘mecca’ in Florida — it’s an adventure!

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Thanks to Rasha, we have the latest copy of Source magazine, which the Church of Scientology puts out to advertise the Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida to its members. In general, this issue is a lot of rah-rah repetition of the stuff you’ve heard a million times before. But one article [...]

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[TheOriginalBigBlue]

From the article:


Then there’s 12-year-old Sofiya who’s saying what she most likes about being at Flag: “I love the friendly staff, the great coffee and the food. It’s so clean and cozy and warm here.”


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Marketing Department subliminal message interpretation: 



Where cold Siberian kids can be cozy and warm and get great coffee, wink wink, you can also get great American cigarettes. Join the Sea Org today!



Scientology is the world's Koolest religion...

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

From the article: Then there’s 12-year-old Sofiya who’s saying what she most likes about being at Flag: “I love the friendly staff, the great coffee and the food. It’s so clean and cozy and warm here.”

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Marketing Department subliminal message interpretation: 
 Where cold Siberian kids can be cozy and warm and get great coffee, wink wink, you can also get great American cigarettes. Join the Sea Org today!




Jeez! This is just like World War II. All that's missing is for GIs to hand out chocolates.

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[TheOriginalBigBlue]

Jeez! This is just like World War II. All that's missing is for GIs to hand out chocolates.

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Scientology kids need to do the Purification Rundown if they have eaten food with preservatives, pesticides and were exposed to fallout from Russian reactor meltdowns but apparently caffeine is no problem.