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Two fascinating words & origins.
What? You were expecting me to leak the definitions? LOL
You don't think I am going to deny you the pleasure of searching where those funky-cool terms came from, do you? LOL. If this thread stays active and anyone can't find where/when those terms originated, I'll be happy to post it.
Alas, let us proceed!
The WIllies
The Heebie-Jeebies
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You don't think I am going to deny you the pleasure of searching where those funky-cool terms came from, do you? LOL. If this thread stays active and anyone can't find where/when those terms originated, I'll be happy to post it.
Alas, let us proceed!
WHAT ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY GAVE YOU
THE WILLIES AND/OR THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES?
THE WILLIES AND/OR THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES?
The first thing that comes to mind is the manic-fanatic certainty.
Total certainty without any knowledge.
Yeah, that definitely gives me the willies.
The second thing that comes to mind is the casual ease with which Scientologists lie to others and to themselves.
I suppose if one was an American doctor sent on mission deep into the tropical rainforest with a life-saving vaccine, one might lie too.
Total certainty without any knowledge.
Yeah, that definitely gives me the willies.
The second thing that comes to mind is the casual ease with which Scientologists lie to others and to themselves.
I suppose if one was an American doctor sent on mission deep into the tropical rainforest with a life-saving vaccine, one might lie too.
DOCTOR
I am here great Chief Ozonomono because 90% of your tribe is dying or has
already died from the plague. I have the big purple magic to cure them!
CHIEF OZONOMONO
No! You cannot have the big purple magic. Only the invisible
God Mockdoo of the underground cave has the big purple magic.
DOCTOR
But all your people will die!
CHIEF OZONOMONO
No! I will wait for a signal from the invisible God Mockdoo.
DOCTOR
Um, the invisible God Mockdoo gave me the signal. He
brought a big purple healing cloud over my home for 40 days
and 40 nights and my wife's goat rose from the deal and was healthy.
CHIEF OZONOMONO
Oh, well---okay! That sounds legit, go ahead, you
can give everyone the vaccine, knock yourself out dude.
I am here great Chief Ozonomono because 90% of your tribe is dying or has
already died from the plague. I have the big purple magic to cure them!
CHIEF OZONOMONO
No! You cannot have the big purple magic. Only the invisible
God Mockdoo of the underground cave has the big purple magic.
DOCTOR
But all your people will die!
CHIEF OZONOMONO
No! I will wait for a signal from the invisible God Mockdoo.
DOCTOR
Um, the invisible God Mockdoo gave me the signal. He
brought a big purple healing cloud over my home for 40 days
and 40 nights and my wife's goat rose from the deal and was healthy.
CHIEF OZONOMONO
Oh, well---okay! That sounds legit, go ahead, you
can give everyone the vaccine, knock yourself out dude.
Now if the "doctor" was a Scientologist, despite their "total certainty", the "vaccine" loaded into each syringe would only be plain water. If they know it's only water they are intentionally lying but doing so for the "Greatest Good".
If they don't know it's only water, they are still lying, either through obscenely deficient due diligence or though creepy cult credulity and the thundering stupidity that results.
.;/
If they don't know it's only water, they are still lying, either through obscenely deficient due diligence or though creepy cult credulity and the thundering stupidity that results.
.;/
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