byte301
Crusader
Oh, asked for an overt on COB, how novel.
Where have you been? You *said* you read my story, or started it......You clearly haven't.
I had to laugh at this - "confront it and F/N"
Example of reverse auditing (seriously)....note, no questions are checked for reads, and the meter is only used for random arbitrary steering.
Aud: What have you done to apples?
Pc: Well, I did smash a bunch of about six once.
Aud: I'm not interested in you smashing them, I want you to tell me about when you sliced them.
Pc: I haven't actually sliced them.
Aud: You fucking liar.
Pc: I'm not lying.
Aud: You are fucking so. I know you have overts on bananas. What have you done to bananas?
Pc: I thought we were talking about apples.
Aud: (yelling) What are your crimes on bananas?
Pc: Well, bananas, um,
Aud: (steering) what's that.....that....that....
Pc: That's what I started to tell you about apples.
Aud: Stop being out-ethics, I want to know about bananas.
Pc: WTF?
Aud: You're needle is dirty, it's time you came clean
Pc: Clean with what?
Aud: I want to know how you have hurt bananas
Pc: I've not hurt bananas
Aud: What's that?.....that?......that?......
Pc: I bruised one once
Aud: I'm not interested in how you bruised one, I want to know about how you peeled them. What are your *real* crimes. That?......that?........that?....
Pc: (in thought)
Aud: (yelling) fuck this, it's time you came clean. What have you done to oranges....that?.....that?......that?......
Pc: I peeled one once
Aud: How did you peel it?
Pc: I got a knife, cut off the top and went from there.
Aud: (yelling) Why are you lying to me. This is bullshit, I don't want your baby overts, I want your real overts.
after 5 hours of this........
Pc: That's all I've ever done to strawberries
Aud: If you keep carrying on like this, you have no chance. (auditor stands up and opens the door, and gestures pc to walk out)
Pc: Well, no visit to the examiner after that I bet.
Nope, it wasn't a session.
To quote you x-x, "all they are wanting is an F/N". Yep, sure as hell looks like it.
Wow. I had no idea what was passing for sec checks these days, Carmel. Thanks for posting that. I wonder how any auditor engaging in this crap doesn't end up with the cans being shoved up his ass?
I can't imagine NOT going ballistic during something like this.