ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn
Crusader
Because wearing fake navy costumes, and pretending to battle fake enemies, in a fake navy, is such a sane thing to do.
Because wearing fake navy costumes, and pretending to battle fake enemies, in a fake navy, is such a sane thing to do.
Doing that chick would be like trying to shtup a manaquin. I wouldn't even try it with somebody elses pecker.
Pete
The lanyards are the goofy part. Real military and naval uniforms do sometimes include them, but only for personnel holding a few special appointments (which are not usually particularly important, more ceremonial), and only in full dress.
Otherwise, I think the CofS slipped back a step when it discovered metal effects for their graphics, and dropped the crystalline look they had before. The gold and silver stuff is flashy, but pretending to look like solid metal just emphasizes that all you really have is a picture. The crystal look was more abstract and ethereal. It made a more effective suggestion that spiritual powers might be real. The older, blue-light-and-crystal Scn posters can give even me a wistful feeling. The current chrome junk just looks cheap.
Because wearing fake navy costumes, and pretending to battle fake enemies, in a fake navy, is such a sane thing to do.
The lanyards are the goofy part. Real military and naval uniforms do sometimes include them, but only for personnel holding a few special appointments (which are not usually particularly important, more ceremonial), and only in full dress.
Otherwise, I think the CofS slipped back a step when it discovered metal effects for their graphics, and dropped the crystalline look they had before. The gold and silver stuff is flashy, but pretending to look like solid metal just emphasizes that all you really have is a picture. The crystal look was more abstract and ethereal. It made a more effective suggestion that spiritual powers might be real. The older, blue-light-and-crystal Scn posters can give even me a wistful feeling. The current chrome junk just looks cheap.
The "Church" is a strange occultic carnival of deranged OT's, lawyers, PI's, psychotics, and assorted victims led by a fake navy and commanded by an insane Dictator with an unlimited budget and no good ideas of how to spend it. Hence, a Nonstop Trash Parade of Lunacy is the VFP of the Cult:
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Doing that chick would be like trying to shtup a manaquin. I wouldn't even try it with somebody elses pecker.
Pete
The "Church" is a strange occultic carnival of deranged OT's, lawyers, PI's, psychotics, and assorted victims led by a fake navy and commanded by an insane Dictator with an unlimited budget and no good ideas of how to spend it. Hence, a Nonstop Trash Parade of Lunacy is the VFP of the Cult:
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The "Church" is a strange occultic carnival of deranged OT's, lawyers, PI's, psychotics, and assorted victims led by a fake navy and commanded by an insane Dictator with an unlimited budget and no good ideas of how to spend it. Hence, a Nonstop Trash Parade of Lunacy is the VFP of the Cult:
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