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With this already disastrous litigation & PR nightmare taking another significant plunge for the worse, one wonders why COB hasn't ordered a full Data Series Eval done to get to the bottom of how this lavishly expensive entire public humiliation started, in the first place.
To find the WHY.
And the WHO.
Hmmmm, they should apply Ron's tech!
With this already disastrous litigation & PR nightmare taking another significant plunge for the worse, one wonders why COB hasn't ordered a full Data Series Eval done to get to the bottom of how this lavishly expensive entire public humiliation started, in the first place.
To find the WHY.
And the WHO.
Hmmmm, they should apply Ron's tech!
COB
Where's that motherfucking Eval I ordered 8 months ago
when this whole cocksucking Rathbun meltdown began?!
INT EXEC
Sir, respectfully, you beat the shit out of the CICS who did that
Eval and banished them into an electronic mountain prison, sir.
COB
Oh! I see. Why did I do that?
INT EXEC
(wildly fidgeting)
Sir, ummm......well......it's......uhhhh...
COB
Well spit it out you trembling piece of shit SP!
INT EXEC
Sir, apparently the WHY & WHO was non-standard, sir.
COB
Remind me.
INT EXEC
Sir, that's not a good idea sir.
COB
I'm ordering you to tell me the cocksucking WHY!
INT EXEC
Sir, requesting permission to not tell you, sir, until....
ummmm....I go into the underground vault and retrieve the data
folder we shredded and have it all taped back together sir
so that I can give you accurate data, sir.
COB
You lying piece of shit. Are you trying to tell me
that you forgot the WHY and the WHO?
INT EXEC
Sir, yes sir. You ordered everyone to forget it, sir.
Sir, your postulates are very powerful sir!
COB
Okay, then have it on my desk tomorrow morning or
I'm going to rip you a new asshole. For now, just
give me the morning's briefing on that fucking litigation,
how are we doing?
INT EXEC
Sir, we are winning like crazy, sir, just as you predicted.
COB
You dumb DB shit, I thought we lost that SLAPP motion!
INT EXEC
............
For once I decided to not finish the last line and see if anyone cares to offer an ending. Where's that motherfucking Eval I ordered 8 months ago
when this whole cocksucking Rathbun meltdown began?!
INT EXEC
Sir, respectfully, you beat the shit out of the CICS who did that
Eval and banished them into an electronic mountain prison, sir.
COB
Oh! I see. Why did I do that?
INT EXEC
(wildly fidgeting)
Sir, ummm......well......it's......uhhhh...
COB
Well spit it out you trembling piece of shit SP!
INT EXEC
Sir, apparently the WHY & WHO was non-standard, sir.
COB
Remind me.
INT EXEC
Sir, that's not a good idea sir.
COB
I'm ordering you to tell me the cocksucking WHY!
INT EXEC
Sir, requesting permission to not tell you, sir, until....
ummmm....I go into the underground vault and retrieve the data
folder we shredded and have it all taped back together sir
so that I can give you accurate data, sir.
COB
You lying piece of shit. Are you trying to tell me
that you forgot the WHY and the WHO?
INT EXEC
Sir, yes sir. You ordered everyone to forget it, sir.
Sir, your postulates are very powerful sir!
COB
Okay, then have it on my desk tomorrow morning or
I'm going to rip you a new asshole. For now, just
give me the morning's briefing on that fucking litigation,
how are we doing?
INT EXEC
Sir, we are winning like crazy, sir, just as you predicted.
COB
You dumb DB shit, I thought we lost that SLAPP motion!
INT EXEC
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