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2013 PREDICTIONS - You heard it here first!

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by HelluvaHoax!, Dec 6, 2012.

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  1. HelluvaHoax!

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    A similar thread was started in January 2011 for the year of 2011.

    Some uncannily accurate predictions were made that actually happened a year later in 2012. I'll give a few of them on the next post. For now I will reprint the rules:

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  2. HelluvaHoax!

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    From the 2011 PREDICTIONS thread. . .

    Well Tommy did blow. Not bad, eh? LOL
  3. HelluvaHoax!

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    I hate to say "I told you so" but the first 2 of these (below) actually did happen and in the time frame predicted (2012). OMG, I am channeling Nostradamus! LOL. (See Jan 2011 post)

    Katie Holmes did blow (2012). No book yet.

    One of COS's top Private Investigators did decide (in 2012) to write a whistleblower book detailing all the dirty tricks and criminal acts routinely ordered by Scn execs and church lawyers. But just last month the COS bought the manuscript and paid him off to go away.

    The last one is still pending. Let's see if it happens in 2013.
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  4. HelluvaHoax!

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    Here is another prescient prediction from January 2011 that took slightly longer to materialize, but it happened.

    Actually Schwimmie's prediction about the movie being "made" in 2011 was correct. It was edited and distributed in 2012!

  5. Infinite

    Infinite Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller


    In 2013 Scientology will show the world a mother-fucking Clear.
  6. Freeminds

    Freeminds Bitter defrocked apostate

  7. RolandRB

    RolandRB Rest in Peace

    2013 will see some very large donors to the IAS complain loudly and strongly about how they were tricked out of their money and the little accountability there is of that money and a few of these very large donors will ask for refunds and leave.
  8. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    I thought Tommy Davis routed out - that he didn't blow - so is there a discount being applied to that prediction?

    I'm going to predict, as long as we are on the PR guys, Karen Pouw gets replaced. Mims

  9. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    My other prediction is that something is going to happen to someone in the hole and it will be a PR disaster for the Church. Sorry to be morbid. Mimsey
  10. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

    Marty will decide he is no longer a Scientologist.
  11. Smilla

    Smilla Ordinary Human

    A falling out between Tom Cruise and Miscavige.
  12. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    I hit 25% on my 2011 predictions, as Janet Reitman's book did make it onto the NY Times bestseller list. (It also was named by the NY Times as one of the "100 Notable Books of 2011)

    My other predictions haven't come through. Yet. But I've heard that an admiral's uniform is being tailored for DM's dog as I write this, so we'll see. :coolwink:

    My prediction for 2013 is that the books coming out from Lawrence Wright, Jenna, Jessie Prince, and all the others, plus the Knowledge Report Documentary, are going to trigger a feeding frenzy by the media that we've never seen before, causing (among other things) hundreds of remaining staff to blow. Miscavige will announce at the March 13th event (for LRH's Birthday) that the unprecedented expansion of Scientology over the past year is causing the SP's to really go nuts, which is behind the media frenzy, and is an indication that they are winning.
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  13. Daisy

    Daisy Patron with Honors

    Lisa Marie Presley finally speaks out about leaving cult.

    DM gets served.
  14. afaceinthecrowd

    afaceinthecrowd Gold Meritorious Patron

    Broeker steps out of the shadows.

    Jeffrey continues to raid the cashbox.

    Travolta goes Indy.
  15. Smilla

    Smilla Ordinary Human

    For the first time ever, some jeering of Miscavige at an event :)
  16. xseaorguk

    xseaorguk Patron Meritorious

    1/Worldwide expansion continues and another 4 Idle Orgs are opened.
    2/ 200,00 trillion of LRH words are read worlwide
    3/ Tom Cruise makes 2 new movies
    4/LRH appears in Madame Tusauds next to other "in-famous" celebrities
  17. HelluvaHoax!

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    Well, technically, a Sea Org member is OT. And an OT, OT. So Tommy is in fact a DoublePlus-OT.

    DoublePlus-OTs can make anything go right. Thus, if Tommy decided to not make it go right and leave, he blew (whether he routed out or just stole away in the night).

    Either way Ron says he is a DB (Sea Org policy on people who leave the Sea Org for any reason).

    It's amazing how you can be a SuperPlus-OT one moment and then, by walking just a few feet past the barbed-wire-enclosed fence to the other side of the prison guard booth, you transform into a SuperPlus Degraded Being. Another miracle made possible by the tech!
  18. HelluvaHoax!

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    I don't think they will have any trouble replacing her.

  19. afaceinthecrowd

    afaceinthecrowd Gold Meritorious Patron


    These books and the interviews from the release tours and the resultant media frenzy may well set off the long overdue public upheaval of outrage in the US. That, more than anything, will make the Scn faithful real nervous and questioning of Der Weenie Fuhrer. :coolwink:

  20. HelluvaHoax!

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    That would be something!! Whoa! A first! VVGIs Scientologists committing en masse IndicatorCrimes.

    Or, possibly, when the DVD replay of the event ships worldwide, it is discovered that an SP sound engineer at Gold laid in a laugh track.