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#3 Person Crippling Scientology - Marty Rathbun

Discussion in 'Tony Ortega' started by Type4_PTS, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    I'm thinking all 4'6" of him will be #2...

    ...and for the #1 spot?

    Well...those teeth...those dubious deeds...those marvelous claims...travels to Venus and the Van Allen belt - did I mention Heaven? How about Heaven twice?

    The good old doctor of philosophy, that nuclear physicist, L. Ron Hubbard, PHD., aka Mystic's Tulpa.

    Once one finds out the actual factual about Hu666ard things get repulsive fast - kinda negative ARC, that.
    Last edited: Sep 27, 2011
  2. SpecialFrog

    SpecialFrog Silver Meritorious Patron

    Marty will release the Dox when Miscavige releases the rest of the OT levels.
  3. Smilla

    Smilla Ordinary Human

    Always glad to have you posting here. Congratulations on your eclectic approach!
  4. Smilla

    Smilla Ordinary Human

    The truth for a Scientologist is either:

    A. What they are told from above.

    or if they are above:

    B. Whatever is convenient.

  5. dianaclass8

    dianaclass8 Silver Meritorious Patron

    Most likely he does not have any documents. Or they have a price.
  6. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Okay, I've had quite enough of your nonsense!

    You--You--You are Double-Declared!

    (ps: love your post even though your eternity is now messed up)
  7. Mark A. Baker

    Mark A. Baker Sponsor

    Yes, G. And that is a sensible attitude to have. But then again, unlike others on the board you aren't prone to ventures in adversarial factionalism. :)

    Mark A. Baker
  8. Mick Wenlock

    Mick Wenlock Admin Emeritus (retired)

    I already was double declared :p
  9. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    Godddd! I can't even make crazy stuff up any more about Scientology that it didn't already think of first!
  10. anonomog

    anonomog Gold Meritorious Patron

  11. Gadfly

    Gadfly Crusader

    Yeah, me too. :unsure:
  12. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Doesn't Ron's Guru Guide suggest that you include a free complimentary glossary when you are making up ridiculously ambiguous, faux-scholarly sounding pseudo-scientific shit?

    Your HWCS certificate has been renewed for another year at no charge.

    Hubbard Word-Clown Specialist
  13. Smilla

    Smilla Ordinary Human

    Double Declared beats Kha Khan every time :thumbsup:
  14. Auditor's Toad

    Auditor's Toad Clear as Mud

  15. Gadfly

    Gadfly Crusader

    I got what Mark meant, and his comment does relate to certain observable events and dramatic "outbursts" on this board. :confused2:

    But, I am sure that might be unpopular to say out loud. :nervous: :unsure:
  16. Auditor's Toad

    Auditor's Toad Clear as Mud

    Why yes.....any and all emotions displayed violate a boatload of Hubbard's Policies, so, I can see where some call for, and expect compliance with, all posters being little emotionless robots.

    This shit gets really funny ! Good catch !


    And no wonder that I am wondering why the fuck I keep posting here - sometimes this joint is more scientological than a fucking org.

    In any event, be kind to one another.
  17. Gadfly

    Gadfly Crusader

    Wasn't talking about "emotions".

    Anyway, Toady, what is THAT on your new avatar's nose??????? :confused2: :omg: :omg:

    Sort of reminds me of Dan Akroyd's character from the movie, Nothing But Trouble:


    Watch the clip to the very end, where the nose CHANGES into "something" else (at about the 30 second mark). It was never "subliminal" to me, and I noticed it the first time I saw the movie. My son did too (he was about 12 years old at the time).

    Compare with:


    I liked the one-eyed toad MUCH better!!!!!!
    Last edited: Sep 27, 2011
  18. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Well, Toady, I am ARC-broken to no badly that I almost flew into an emotional venture of adversarial factionalism...


    Because I dearly loved the cycloptic toad avatar and not the Harry Potter thingamabob.
  19. Mark A. Baker

    Mark A. Baker Sponsor

    For someone who has supposedly 'left it all behind', you really do give the impression of being more than a bit fixated on what hubbard had to say.

    You might want to take a closer look at that as well as a few of your other assumptions. :whistling:

    Mark A. Baker
  20. degraded being

    degraded being Sponsor

    You might want to take a look at why you need to write posts like that Mark. (Whistling)