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Chill E.B. is declaring war to the Village Voice

Discussion in 'Tony Ortega' started by BlackRob, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. HelluvaHoax!

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    :hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical:

    Thrak, Infinite...

    Shit, if I had seen y'all cool-ass raps first I never would have posted mine.

    Luvvvvvvvvvv that "nonstop malfeasin" !!!!!!! Brilliant!!
  2. HelluvaHoax!

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    QUESTION: What's worse than a scientologist rapper?

    ANSWER: A scientologist rapper who believes the Bridge is pro-survival because they think it is the transitional part of a song.
  3. Thrak

    Thrak Gold Meritorious Patron

    Too late I already called my lawyer. ; )
  4. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    ~Chilie Bean Rap~

    I is Chill E.B., a scilon rappah

    Pullin' de stats right outta da crapper

    Can't rhyme or sing but that don't mattah

    Dis mah cult an' Imma gonna slaps ya

    Chillin' out diggin' it down at the Org.

    Don't give a damn if it smell like de morgue

    The stank don't scare me Imma like de Borg

    LRon my king man so I ain't bored

    Sittin' 'round groovin' with all the public babes

    Didn't has none, now I gots it made

    My English not so good but Imma not afraid

    Grabs me some cans and I uppin' my grades

    All u haters and degraders just a bunch of fools

    I be drinking de koolaide and LRon rules

    Y'all lick ma dick ya bunch of SP wogs

    Hidin' on the Interwebs like a herd of dogs

    Burpin' an' chirpin' like a gang of frogs

    I'll kick y'all in de nuts till y'all beg to suck mah log

    I'm da great Chilli Bean and take no shit

    A scientologist and I be proud of it

    So what it make no sense no none of it

    Gonna bust yo caps and write another hit

    Gonna carry on like my momma don't care

    Gonna hug yo momma and then come in her hair

    Fondle on my nuts 'cause I got me a pair

    An' stare ya into cryin' with mah 1,000 inch stare

    Yo bitches listen up yo pansy piles of trash

    You pansy little bitches in fo a flash

    I in your house pissin' on yo stash

    I is infesting you mind like a big ol' yeast rash

    I Chilli Bean an' I'm bought and payed fo

    By de CoS no job would me pay mo

    Bendin' out for Davie like a run-out old ho

    Best nigga on de block don't be messin' wit mah afro


    Fuck, I could go on forever but I frikken hate rap, like most sensible people with 20/20 hearing......


  5. looker

    looker Patron Meritorious

    Ah Rap, a Higher level of Brevity. Except Yes it will ruin yer Radio. :)
  6. Smurf

    Smurf Gold Meritorious SP

    I received a PM from Chill.. and I see he has posted it on his Facebook..

    "I tend to say vile things when I freestyle and rap off topic. I have been checked by someone I love dearly. I stand corrected. I apologize."

    Then, he signed off.
  7. Pooks


    He's been "checked"! LOL In other words, he's been muzzled.

  8. Infinite

    Infinite Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller


    Heh! Bitch-slapped into silence by the cult, so much for those . . .

  9. SchwimmelPuckel

    SchwimmelPuckel Genuine Meatball

    Mewhahahahahahahahahahhhaaaahhahahah!!!!! - :spitcoffee: Damn! My keyboard!!

  10. Infinite

    Infinite Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller


    So where's TonyO? Turns out he's got other fish to fry . . .


    . . . and one left over for later.

  11. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    Tell Captain Lesevre to prepare my shuttle for immediate takeoff.

  12. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

  13. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader


    Free to run with :)