~Chilie Bean Rap~
Yo
I is Chill E.B., a scilon rappah
Pullin' de stats right outta da crapper
Can't rhyme or sing but that don't mattah
Dis mah cult an' Imma gonna slaps ya
Chillin' out diggin' it down at the Org.
Don't give a damn if it smell like de morgue
The stank don't scare me Imma like de Borg
LRon my king man so I ain't bored
Sittin' 'round groovin' with all the public babes
Didn't has none, now I gots it made
My English not so good but Imma not afraid
Grabs me some cans and I uppin' my grades
All u haters and degraders just a bunch of fools
I be drinking de koolaide and LRon rules
Y'all lick ma dick ya bunch of SP wogs
Hidin' on the Interwebs like a herd of dogs
Burpin' an' chirpin' like a gang of frogs
I'll kick y'all in de nuts till y'all beg to suck mah log
I'm da great Chilli Bean and take no shit
A scientologist and I be proud of it
So what it make no sense no none of it
Gonna bust yo caps and write another hit
Gonna carry on like my momma don't care
Gonna hug yo momma and then come in her hair
Fondle on my nuts 'cause I got me a pair
An' stare ya into cryin' with mah 1,000 inch stare
Yo bitches listen up yo pansy piles of trash
You pansy little bitches in fo a flash
I in your house pissin' on yo stash
I is infesting you mind like a big ol' yeast rash
I Chilli Bean an' I'm bought and payed fo
By de CoS no job would me pay mo
Bendin' out for Davie like a run-out old ho
Best nigga on de block don't be messin' wit mah afro
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Fuck, I could go on forever but I frikken hate rap, like most sensible people with 20/20 hearing......