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Discussion in 'Office of Special Affairs' started by Stat, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. Stat

    Stat Gold Meritorious Patron

    One of the perks of being declared an SP is getting messages like this:

    Message from V.P.

    I received an unusual private message today.
    Please, let me know if it's true and what's going on."

    Here is the message:

    "My name is L.L. I am a staff member of Cincinnati Org.
    On behalf of HCO, I would like to inform you that on March 2nd,
    Andrey Organ (that's my real name, btw) was declared an SP.
    In order to get a full information on that, please contact your
    local Org's HCO. Please, remove him from your friend's list. Thank you."

    I am not making it up.

    OSA, you are silly.

    :coolwink: :thumbsup: :footbullet:
  2. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    OK, I'd better friend you on FB then! :)
  3. SchwimmelPuckel

    SchwimmelPuckel Genuine Meatball

    Yup! - I'll send off a friend request too.. :)

    Hmm.. As soon as I figure out how.. Name didn't hit anything...
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2011
  4. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    PS: "There's no such thing as Disconnection!"
  5. Jachs

    Jachs Gold Meritorious Patron

    Hey Stat,

    Rons OSAD tech kicking in i see..

    We can really see the Founder was such a social personality and caring?:ohmy:

    Il have to hook on FB too

  6. The Great Zorg

    The Great Zorg Gold Meritorious Patron

    Sounds exactly like something the cult would do and say. :grouch:

    Fucking scientology. :angry:
  7. Infinite

    Infinite Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller

    Forwarding messages asking people to defriend others for asking questions and speaking their mind, how dare they act as if they really were free beings . . . Great religion, eh?
  8. The Great Zorg

    The Great Zorg Gold Meritorious Patron

    A bird, captured in a cage, being fed proper food and given proper water constantly, having it's cage cleaned and even covered at night sure is leading a predictable life. Unfortunately, it is still a prisoner and can only expect nothing more than the basics in life needed to survive. It is a prisoner with no hope.
  9. Infinite

    Infinite Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller

    You're deep in thought, as always, Zorg. Your comment initially brought to mind Leonard Cohen's Bird on a Wire, but, as I cogitated, Evelyn De Morgan's masterpiece seemed in some respects more fitting.

  10. AnonyMary

    AnonyMary Formerly Fooled - Finally Free

    Write to your friends what actor Tom McCaffrey replied when Jim Meskimen wrote this
  11. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

  12. Arthur Dent

    Arthur Dent Silver Meritorious Patron

    I am so happy to see that present evidence of there being absolutely no disconnection policy is posted here for all to see. Way to go OSA!!! Keep it up!!! It is perfect! You are doing a SUPERB job!!,r:0,s:0

    Shame on Jim Meskimen. Shame on you, Jim! No balls? Step out of your little box, Jim. Your little "success" formula will not disintegrate. You have a powerful voice. How dare you use it to help silence others! If I were closer I'd picket your damn house at 5031 Donna Ave., Tarzana, CA! Just sayin'!

    And shame on the others who do OSA's sick bidding and ferret out facebook friends of critics.
  13. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    I have Scientologists and Exes and Critics and Anons as my FaceBook friends. So far no Scientologists have disconnected from me. Only a couple of Exes have.
  14. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    Well, you did say I gave people leprosy.
  15. Wisened One

    Wisened One Crusader

    Well Congrats on being declared, Stat! (Wish I would be and btw).

    LOL, about Jim...and I think I might Friend Tom McAfferty, YEAH!! :hifive: :thumbsup:
  16. Wisened One

    Wisened One Crusader

    Yeah, I think that's pretty cool that your Scn friends are hanging in there and not unfriendin' ya! :thumbsup: Wish mine wouldn't have unfriended me. :sadsigh:

    Our local Mission staff (we like most of 'em, btw) have been PMing me ARC-fully, as if nothing's wrong, yet they are not my FB Friends, either. So I know they must be aware of my views, lol :)
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2011
  17. Smurf

    Smurf Gold Meritorious SP

    Meet JoJo Zawawi..

    When she's not dazzling <yawn> her audiences with her piano skills, she's busily reviewing the Facebook pages of active Scientologists informing them to remove SPs & critics they friended.

    I've had at least 20 people un-friend me thanks to Zawawi & Meskimen.
  18. thetanic

    thetanic Gold Meritorious Patron

    With a grammar error like that, did it occur to anyone else that HCO has a crashing MU on the word "friend"?
  19. Jachs

    Jachs Gold Meritorious Patron

    Not suprising to see the Communist Meskimen carrying out Chairman Rons implanted command.
  20. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    DOX or GTFO