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Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by The Oracle, Aug 19, 2007.

  1. Zinjifar

    Zinjifar Silver Meritorious Sponsor

  2. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    Good one.

    "We Move On" is good, too.

    "Tom Cruise Doesn't Know the History of Shit"

    "Ask Them About Fair Game"

    "Brooke Shields Was Fair Gamed"

    "Where's Rinder?

    "Where's Pat Broeker?"

    "Where's Quentin Hubbard?"

    "$300,000 for Total Freedom"

    "What's the Difference Between This and a Bad Cocaine Habit?"

    "Scientology: The Bridge to Total Slavery"

    "Scientology: Total Freedom Delivered By Total Slaves"

    "I Want My Money Back"

    "Declared Suppressive Person"

  3. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

  4. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    I'm sorry, this slogan is hilarious!

    But instead of "I'm Glib" , I'd put, "The Miscavige Experiment".
  5. Zinjifar

    Zinjifar Silver Meritorious Sponsor

    Actually, there's an image that goes behind it, which is the 'narconon' stick man breaking out of the 'double triangle'.

    I'd show you, but, it's not up anywhere right now.
    It'd be easy to make it look good though.

  6. Bea Kiddo

    Bea Kiddo Crusader

    These are really fricken good. I love all of them... Man... there is a brain cell in there!!!
  7. Vinaire

    Vinaire Sponsor

    No objection by me.

  8. Royal Prince Xenu

    Royal Prince Xenu Trust the Psi Corps.

    And they accepted them?
  9. Zinjifar

    Zinjifar Silver Meritorious Sponsor

    My only thought on that is, almost nobody knows who the fuck David Miscavige is. Almost certainly fewer than know the 'You're Glib' quote from Tommy :)

    But, the possibilities are endless. I like the idea of something that doesn't even *mention* Scientology that's immediately recognizable.

  10. Royal Prince Xenu

    Royal Prince Xenu Trust the Psi Corps.

    Total agreement from me on that. No mention, no suit.
  11. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    You're right.

    You had the perfect idea.

    I'm still laughing on the slogan.


    "I made it through the wall of liars"
    Last edited: Aug 25, 2007
  12. MarkWI

    MarkWI Patron Meritorious

    "(happy ever since)"
  13. MarkWI

    MarkWI Patron Meritorious

    from Arnie Lerma site: 'Doubt is NOT a CRIME'
  14. Emma

    Emma Con te partirĂ² Administrator

    These are all great ideas! Once a logo and slogan etc has been chosen for the website we could do the TShits etc through cafe press. If we kept the profit margin really low it would cost very little.
  15. Lulu Belle

    Lulu Belle Moonbat


    Was that a Freudian slip?

  16. Emma

    Emma Con te partirĂ² Administrator

    Hehe, could be. :) Although I dunno which "T" I have the shits with :)

    Oohhh..I just thought of one! But I'd have written it "PadShits".
  17. MarkWI

    MarkWI Patron Meritorious

    You could finance this site expenses with it plus we can build a fund for small projects, for example for sending a 'welcome kit' to all new freeloader or arcx person address we can head of.

    That would make us expand, fluorish and prosper into a big ideal org!:omg:

  18. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    Yes, I think proceeds from the sales of these TShits should be used to fund ESMB.
  19. SchwimmelPuckel

    SchwimmelPuckel Genuine Meatball

    Freudian slip!? - That's stretching things a bit imo.. But I will concede that wearing 'only' a Tshit could be considered a freudian slip.. In some circumstances.

  20. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    I now surrender the basement to the weapons engineering committee and war chest planning departments.