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Glee thread

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by The Oracle, Aug 19, 2007.

  1. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    I knew you were going to make me crack up sooner or later.

    Hysterical!
     
  2. Pooks

    Pooks MERCHANT OF CHAOS

    I only recently found out that Doc had died. I really like that man
    he was very nice and very kewl. I spent a little bit of time with him
    at Flag, but hadn't seen him in years.


    Patty
     
  3. Vinaire

    Vinaire Sponsor

    Lord! Forgive them,
    For they are unconscious.
    They just say things
    Without knowing what they are saying.
    They just do things
    Without knowing what they are doing.
    They rape
    They pillage
    Then laugh
    Horrible automaticity.

    Forgive them, O Lord!
    Forgive them.
    For I am having
    A hard time of it.

    .
     
  4. Zinjifar

    Zinjifar Silver Meritorious Sponsor

    Forgive us, for we are semitic and dharmically deluded.

    Zinj
     
  5. Vinaire

    Vinaire Sponsor

    Same thing!

    .
     
  6. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron


    Geeze, I didn't know Lord was viewing this thread!

    I thought I cleared him and he blew three weeks ago!

    DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD
    (Benjamin/Marcus/Caldwell)

    Baby, do you understand me now
    Sometimes I feel a little mad
    Well don't you know that no-one alive
    Can always be an angel
    When things go wrong I seem to be bad

    I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
    Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

    Baby, sometimes I'm so carefree
    With a joy that's hard to hide
    And sometimes it seems that
    All I have to do is worry
    And then you're bound to see my other side

    I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
    Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

    If I seem edgy, I want you to know
    That I never mean to take it out on you
    Life has it's problems and I get my share
    And that's one thing I never mean to do

    'cause I love you
    Oh, oh, oh, baby, don't you know I'm human
    Have thoughts like any other one
    Sometimes I find myself alone and regretting
    Some foolish thing, some little simple thing I've done

    I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
    Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

    Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
    Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

    Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
    Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

    Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
    Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
     
  7. Terril park

    Terril park Sponsor

    I agree with you, and the tech dict def " dwindling spiral" says as much.
    Additionally if you look at the addition of evil purps. it adds to all that.
     
  8. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    What female wouldn't like that man?

    If the family had released the body to me just for a night I would have covered the funeral expenses.
     
  9. Terril park

    Terril park Sponsor

    Lol!
     
  10. Pooks

    Pooks MERCHANT OF CHAOS


    LOL! :)


    Patty
     
  11. Vinaire

    Vinaire Sponsor

    THE GOOD-BYE KISS

    To bid me good-bye
    She came to the door.
    Her hands were full of cups and plates
    Of the evening tea we had together.
    Can I ever make her kiss me?
    No, I was too afraid
    What if she didn't appreciate it!
    It was better to leave it unsaid.
    But didn't I deserve
    Her good-bye kiss?
    The thought made me bold
    It was a chance, I couldn't miss.
    So, I ventured to suggest her
    Won't you give me a kiss of good-bye?
    It is sometimes better
    Than to say just a Hi!

    But it was too much of an effort
    And it made me nervous
    Hastily I thrusted my cheek forward
    And that was all I got.
    We stood there with cheek to cheek
    Ages passed as if, it seemed...
    How lovely, how sweet, how soft was her cheek
    Was all I could think and I just dreamed.

    And suddenly I realised the mistake
    How awkward it was to stand like that.
    But our thoughts usually different
    Coincided at that moment.
    I turned my face
    To kiss her cheek,
    As she turned her face
    To kiss my cheek.
    And lo!
    Our lips met!!
    What an ecstasy
    To live in that memory.

    It was a mistake
    And she'll never have a doubt
    But the happiness I got
    I can never forget about.
    The ecstasy it gave
    For that I will always crave
    No matter
    It were two innocent hearts
    That were tuned at last
    Though only for that moment.
     
  12. Zinjifar

    Zinjifar Silver Meritorious Sponsor

    Speaking as a 'wog' who never met Doc, I'll refrain from making comments about 'stiffs'...

    ...oops

    Zinj
     
  13. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    In spite of our differences, I knew we would eventually come to some understanding on this forum.
     
  14. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    Oh! That's rich!

    If they had released his body to me before the embalming, I would have bought him back to life!
     
  15. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    And don't think you're excluded from this glee.

    Even the men stood very very close to him.
     
  16. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    YOU might think you want to say good by Viinny.

    But someone of you, I can hear them singing a slightly different tune:


    SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO

    Darling you got to let me know
    Should I stay or should I go
    If you say that you are mine
    I'll be here 'til the end of time
    So you got to let me know
    Should I stay or should I go

    It's always tease, tease, tease
    You're happy when I'm on my knees
    One day is fine, the next is black
    So if you want me off your back
    Well come on and let me know
    Should I Stay or should I go

    Should I stay or should I go now
    Should I stay or should I go now
    If I go there will be trouble
    An' if I stay it will be double
    So come on and let me know

    This indecision's bugging me
    (Esta undecision me molesta)

    (Seems to be bi national comeraderie chorus going now))

    If you don't want me, set me free
    (Si no me quieres, librame)
    Exactly whom I'm supposed to be
    (Diga me que tengo ser)
    Don't you know which clothes even fit me
    (¿Saves que robas me queurda)
    Come on and let me know
    (Me tienes que desir)
    Should I cool it or should I blow
    (¿Me debo ir o quedarme)

    Split

    (¿Yo me frio o lo sophlo)

    Should I stay or should I go now
    (¿Yo me frio o lo sophlo?)
    Should I stay or should I go now
    (¿Yo me frio o lo sophlo?)
    If I go there will be trouble
    (Si me voi va ver peligro)
    And if I stay it will be double
    (Si me quedo es doble)
    So you gotta let me know
    (Me tienes que decir)
    Should I commit or should I blow
    (¿Yo me frio o lo sophlo)
    Should I stay or should I go now
    (¿Yo me frio o lo sophlo?)
    If I go there will be trouble
    (Si me voi va ver peligro)
    And if I stay it will be double
    (Si me quedo es doble)
    So you gotta let me know
    (Me tienes que decir)
    Should I stay or should I go
     
  17. Lulu Belle

    Lulu Belle Moonbat


    Yeah, I understand.

    I like to drink, too.

    :D
     
  18. The Oracle

    The Oracle Gold Meritorious Patron

    We'll know it's him exaclty if we bump into him in a future life, because we'll remember these jokes and burst out laughing!

    He would be hysterical reading this right now.

    Wherever he is, I know he felt some laughter from this eulogy.
     
  19. Voltaire's Child

    Voltaire's Child Fool on the Hill

    Actually, TI, after someone posted personal details about me on the 'net where I'd not said anything about those things publicly on the 'net, I checked with someone in the know who checked with contacts in the FBI. I could NOT file any charges against the person.

    One simply does not always have that recourse.

    I have, in fact, had that happen a couple times plus stuff about what time did I take off from work and did I do my job and certain really nasty accusations of - shall I say- a "2d" nature...

    (I'd say more about that but I've been told in no uncertain terms that it's ok for people to say those things but not for me to discuss them or say who said them- and anyway, I don't need to spell it out, I don't think.)

    And no, there isn't any legal recourse.
     
  20. Voltaire's Child

    Voltaire's Child Fool on the Hill

    Actually, he's very much a known quantity in critic's circles. It's not "suspicious" at all, conspiracy wise.

    It's uncool,it's shitty, it's bad, he deserves to be blocked, but it's not "suspicious".

    This is just an extremely temperamental guy who loses his temper and can really go off on people to, sometimes, a very aggressive and alarming extent.

    That's enough right there. But it's not a conspiracy.