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Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by SweetnessandLight, Aug 10, 2009.

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  1. WrongPlaceRightTime

    WrongPlaceRightTime Patron Meritorious

    Sorry SweetnessandLight, however....

    FLUNK MICK, just flunk on trying to make yourself right! Putting words into my mouth? FAIL. I said that vaccinations are homeopathic not that homeopathy is a vaccination! The root word for vaccination is descriptive of the first instance of a vaccination where Dr Edward Jenner introduced cowpox into humans in order to prevent small pox.

    And as per your other example regarding were a Scientologist, right? I grew up in that nutty land and I can tell you for sure that if L Ron Hubbard ever said anything, a Scientologist would pick it up and say that it is Scientology!

  2. knn

    knn Patron Meritorious

    But this is like claiming masturbation is homosexual because it could be said to root in the word "homo".
  3. WrongPlaceRightTime

    WrongPlaceRightTime Patron Meritorious

    um. no.

    perhaps "auto" meaning doing to oneself. Though if you are masturbating to homosexual porn, that could be maybe considered homosexual...though really I think that homosexuality implies that you actually are attracted to and/or have sexual relations with a member of the same sex. Nice try though, knn.
  4. knn

    knn Patron Meritorious

    ... and "homo" means "equal" = male hand touching male genitalia.
  5. WrongPlaceRightTime

    WrongPlaceRightTime Patron Meritorious

    *sigh* /me pats knn on head and gives it a cookie
  6. knn

    knn Patron Meritorious

  7. Honoring Zinjifar on his 10,000 post

    O.K. guys, you've all hear that Zinji busted 10,000 and won his seventh star by now. In celebration of that, here's most of his historic post:

    Zinjifar said quote- "I'd like to extend my hand of brotherhood to all the little people who have helped me on my path; to honor those of rosy ear who have listened with dwindling patience and glazing eye and especially to L. Ron Hubbard; without whom this adventure in horror, humor and hubris we call criticizing Scientology would not have been necessary.

    So, where's the party?" -endquote

    Right here buddy!:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:
  8. Markus

    Markus Silver Meritorious Patron

    No love in Scientology! I love this golden quote by Ladybird

    Originally Posted by Ladybird

    "There is no love in Scientology and they have no "tech" to handle it."

  9. Sweet tidbit of Wisdom that melts in the mind...

    I love this dark, bittersweet little bonbon of wisdom from Alanzo:

    "No Scientologist ever joined the Scientology that actually exists. They joined the one in the books, the one that Hubbard mocked up in their heads."

    I know this to be true for every Scientologist and ex-Scientologist that I know personally. :yes: Maybe this helps to explain to non-Scientologists how otherwise good people could be so dumb, be so crazy as to "believe in that".
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2009
  10. Hoping for unscrunched toes for all!

    This pearl by Brian,

    "At any given moment, I am inadvertently somewhere in the spectrum of right and wrong, good and evil in my actions and views of things.
    Neither black or white - many shades of Grey. Such a fine line hard to see, that it is easily possible to step over it, and onto the toes of another."

    It is so easy to step on someone's toes without really meaning to. Good one, Brian!
  11. _brian

    _brian WogRevert

    :) Thank you Sweetnessandlight.

  12. _brian

    _brian WogRevert

    From Tim Skog.

    "Cheer up, things could be worse, so I cheered up and sure enough, things got worse."

    So true, it happens.

  13. FrankBooth

    FrankBooth Patron with Honors

    See my sig...
  14. Iknowtoomuch

    Iknowtoomuch Gold Meritorious Patron

    I don't know, there are far too many to list. :lol:
  15. ChronicEnturbulator

    ChronicEnturbulator Patron with Honors

    Actually, I'd rather have a moderator, that... you know... uh... moderates.
  16. Thanks for the support!

    Thanks Chronic, I know how you feel sometimes! :)

    I think Emma is postulating that our better natures will rule the day over all, in the end!

    Other mods are busy putting out fires on flaming threads, perhaps!

    Alanzo just enjoys displaying his wit with sarcasm, and we can grant him the beingness to do so.

    Anybody else found a good quote lately?
  17. AnonShaw

    AnonShaw Patron with Honors

    see my signature

    I still lol to this day.

    Other favorite quote:

  18. This from Thrak has the makings of a classic bumper sticker!

    Good on a t-shirt, too!
  19. Why do they have to be so darn mean sometimes? (Ex's too!)

    Gadfly said:"Too often being dedicated, productive or getting some show on the road ends up as excuses for NOT being nice."

    Boy, have I found that to be true of my experiences with Scientologists. Yikes!
  20. Ted

    Ted Gold Meritorious Patron

    BWG says: "For most people, a religion need only offer a way of looking at the world that makes sense to them and a community that they can rely on."

    Simple. Beautiful. Right on! :hifive: