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How Long to Clear the Planet??

Discussion in 'Mike Rinders Blog' started by RSS Feed, Jun 24, 2019.

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  1. RSS Feed

    RSS Feed RSS Feeder Bot

    There is a new post up at the Mike Rinder's Blog

    How Long to Clear the Planet??

    The question scientologists all over the world are asking — at least if you ask Sea Org Recruitment Officer Jett Lahde… There are so many oddities in this — it is an interesting look into the mind of a young Sea Org member. He has probably never clicked on the tv or turned a page […]

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  2. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Here's a comment I posted in the comments section of the blog (still awaiting moderation):

  3. freethinker

    freethinker Sponsor

    It should have been clear to you if you ever saw a sea org contract that it takes a billion years.:cool:
  4. pineapple

    pineapple Silver Meritorious Patron

    Naw. When I was in scn 40 years ago they told me we were going to clear the planet in our lifetime. So it'll be done in another 20 years or so.

    All those other years on the SO contract are for clearing the rest of this sector of the gul-AX-y.

    Note super-spiffy Hubbard Mark XIX e-meter held by Space Ogre on left.


    (Pictures from old Advance magazines originally posted by Veda.)
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  5. freethinker

    freethinker Sponsor

    Well you better get on it a billion years will pass by quicker than you think. :D
  6. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

    Yeah. A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you're talking a long time.

  7. pineapple

    pineapple Silver Meritorious Patron

    That whole Xenu thing seems like it was just yesterday already.
    Last edited: Jun 26, 2019
  8. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    When the population of the guluxy reaches a few hundred quatrillion, clearing a billion people will seem like nothing.
  9. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron

    "A billion dollars here, a billion dollars there, pretty soon it starts adding up to real money."

    Senator Everett Dirksen