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Kirstie Alley on Twitter

Discussion in 'Controversial Scientologists' started by Emma, Jul 21, 2013.

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  1. Enthetan

    Enthetan Master of Disaster

    Stress ages you.

    A Scientologist on lines is subject to unending stress: pressure to donate for this-or-that, pressure to do more for the org, pressure to spend all your time doing services or help out, worry about your financial situation, worry about whether you will get into ethics trouble for associating with somebody in ethics trouble.

    It adds up. It tears down your body as well as your spirit.
  2. Lurker5

    Lurker5 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Oh, I think ya got that ass-backwards. Sew her mouth shut . . . .:biggrin::coolwink:

    edit add: Oh yeah, she likes to talk with her finger too.
    Hey, she can shove that up her other mouth hole . . .
  3. Lurker5

    Lurker5 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Kevin Trudeau is not on HSN, and I sometimes buy from HSN. GOOD sale prices. KT is a con.
  4. Gadfly

    Gadfly Crusader

    Now, let's not distort the truth too much.

    She "tops the list" because the list is ALPHABETICAL, and her last name begins with the letter "A".

    From the web site:

    ***Index of Washed-Up Celebrities***
    Kirstie Alley
    Jack Angeles
    Brice Beckham
    Chuck Berry
    Mayim Bialik
    Danny Bonaduce
    Brian Bonsall
    Lillo Brancato
    Todd Bridges
    Tiffany Brissette
    Zachary Ty Bryan
    Chris Burke
    Brandon Call
    Jose Canseco
    Carrot Top (Scott Thompson)

  5. Idle Morgue

    Idle Morgue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Well, as they say - "Garbage In - Garbage Out" and that is the final product of Scientology - it turns human beings into garbage which will be eventually dumped by the Cult at some point or they die in the attempt.

    The phrase used in Scientology "you are in for the long haul and should die in the attempt" is taken literally by the Culties.

    Unfortunately - you can predict the future for Scientologist's because we have had 63 years of their "new civilization" and seen the results! Total smash!
  6. RogerB

    RogerB Crusader

    This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while.

    Buy, all jokes aside . . . I looked at that current face of hers the first time and saw what I saw back in 1968-9-70 . . . screwed up, gone wrong and rabbited from OT3.

    It was one of the things that struck me at the time . . . some folks went on OT3 . . . and boy! did it ever show on their faces! :ohmy::ohmy: :yes:

    A lot of suppressed fear there . . . . and a lot of spiritual pain.

  7. phenomanon

    phenomanon Canyon

    Bad hairpiece is bad.
  8. degraded being

    degraded being Sponsor

    List format change? [STRIKE]Whose name begins with[/STRIKE] whose name ends with.....(both names!)
  9. clamicide

    clamicide Gold Meritorious Patron

    I know this might make people hate me, but seriously, read her book. She's terribly fucked up. I read it when I was completely freaking homeless, and I actually felt a bit bad for her... the cult can seem hilarious, but it does drive people insane. Not saying that she's there, but she's not doing well.

    Kirstie's probably not going to off herself, but having met counselors who are experts in cults who have told me that the worst recovery, and the most suicides they've seen is from Scientology escapees, I just have to pause for a moment. Everything this woman believed is false, and she's declared it in public a billion times, and she needs to appear completely rational, but underneath she is wrestling with demons. Seriously...I hate every word out of her mouth, but I do have to wonder what the F is going on with her at this point...

    and, I admit, if I ran into her on the street, I'd probably have trouble keeping this frame of mind and just shout her down in an evil foul-mouthed way... yeah, I'm totally homo-sap. I gave up my novis when I left :)
  10. Dave B.

    Dave B. Maximus Ultimus Mostimus

    Godfather, godfather........Chuck Berry shld. get a pass. :biggrin:

    Yes, he's washed up, yes he's a disgusting perv, BUT, he played a big part in American cultural history in his day. I say let him retire to Scottsdale and open a pizzeria.

  11. JohnMccMaster

    JohnMccMaster Patron with Honors

    You see the thing is, and this is tricky for us mere mortals to grasp, but Kirstie & Co employ fawning minions recruited through CC Int. - at minimum wage - for such trivial inessentials as tweetin' whilst I can assure you she spends her time otherwise. I know this from personal experience with her and her crew. Trust me they consider Twitter and such a 1.1 activity and merely do it as a control mechanism by getting on the 'comm lines'.

    I can also tell you that Kirstie spends some of that time in a certain room in her house she had decked out for her and her new beau - it was basically a pink and red and sky blue colored 'naughty Time' room, complete with some very interesting apparatuses, shall we say, to enhance the fun.

    He womb is barren from her years and years of cocaine abuse - making her out-2-d in Scientology's eyes - and her little sexy room was a compensation as was the adoption of two children. I can confirm too that she is a very nasty and vindictive woman indeed and her current exploits demonstrate this, I am sure you'll agree. I have lots of sht on her and many Scino Celebs because I used to work for them. If you met her face to face you'd notice her tone level in real life is sans charm.

    I believe the term is 'totally up herself'.
  12. Pooks


    Oh do tell!
  13. Free to shine

    Free to shine Shiny & Free

    Hmmm ... :ohmy:
  14. JBWriter

    JBWriter Happy Sapien

  15. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

    Have you looked at her FB and Twitter? You don't see classy celebrities constantly pushing their products on you in between tweets about what an "asshat" this or that person is or what a "fucktard" so and so is. This girl (at 62 "girl", as in extremely immature, still fits) is a HOT MESS.

    She needs to separate out her weight loss company persona and her Kirstie Alley persona. If she wants to mix the two then she shouldn't be surprised if both suffer. Personally, she could have the best products ever made but I would think good and hard before supporting her in any way.

    She needs someone to reign her in BADLY. Where are her managers and agents?
  16. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

    Case in point:


    This is as pithy as it get folks.

    Not much knocking around in that head, be it her head or someone she pays to be equally banal.

    Then, after I think about how many of us on earth are evil, per Kirstie, I'll buy some of her delicious, miracle elixir. WTF?

    Her feed makes my head hurt.

    Also, if 15% are evil and hateful and 80% are not, who are the other 5%? Airheads? :confused2:

    It's good to know that Scientologists can have SUCH certainty!
    Last edited: Jul 22, 2013
  17. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

    Here Kirstie, a little inspiration for your Twitter feed. Maybe you can get some ideas:


    Hey, where is COB's Twitter feed?

    If he had one, I imagine it would be oddly similar to yours only instead of hawking magic elixirs for RIDICULOUS prices, they would be replaced by the continually recycled wares of a paranoid, 1950's wanna-be-religion . The "Fucktards", "Cocksuckers", "Asshats", well those would all remain -- those words are just so timeless like our beautiful universe. Namaste.
  18. Thrak

    Thrak Gold Meritorious Patron

    What a ball of theta.
  19. lotus

    lotus rebel french frog

    Some mirrors are entheta!

  20. KissMyStats

    KissMyStats Patron with Honors

    Part of being a classy lady is not saying outloud or in public print or forums everything that goes on in your head. If she ever did have manners and grace it was knocked out of her real good by we know who.