You WILL succeed! You already are a bright, bright star. Shine on You Crazy Diamond, Leah! 
Not just Dulloldfart, you ARE spamming ESMB. My advice; don't post drunk!
and PR 101 – craft your message carefully. Are you a proper business or are you running this sh-t out of your basement?
Wow. Just wow.
Lainey's opening on her blog today.
I'm in awe.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro-for-September-25--2013/28155
Dear Gossips,
As reported yesterday, on Monday’s episode of Dancing With The Stars, Leah Remini revealed that the Church Of Scientology was “looking for me to fail” on the show so that they could hahaha her in front of all their other members, like that would be the consequence of breaking up with Xenu. Click here for a refresher. Leah Remini has never been more famous. But, you know, I’m not sure those people understand logic.
They certainly don’t understand much about public relations. Because in response to Leah’s comments, the Church released this statement:
“We know this may come as a surprise to someone as self-absorbed as Ms. Remini but we could care less if she wins or loses on Dancing With The Stars.”
“Could care less” is such a stupid thing to say, on so many levels. First of all, the expression doesn’t make sense. Also, given the organisation’s reputation right now, why would you voluntarily word it like that and attack her character at the same time? These are the words that become representative of an entire community: ungracious and petty. Also impetuous. Which means that no one over there is thinking, actually thinking, before they press send.
It’s frightening, sure, because their behaviour keeps confirming all the speculation about how sinister it is inside their secret club. But it’s also maddening how incompetent they’ve shown themselves to be, over and over and over again. Basic Communications
Alternative: “Ms Remini is mistaken. Our efforts are solely devoted to our membership, helping them levitate and purge aliens (or whatever it is, their mission statement). Our work is our only focus.” Done.
But now, because the way they’ve gone about it, imagine you’re, I don’t know, Giovanni Ribisi or Michael Pena, and your church is pissing around like it’s grade 10. Wouldn’t you start to have some doubts too? The argument against that, of course, is that since they’re Scientologists in the first place, maybe they wouldn’t have the sound judgment to be able to see it. But if Leah, a second generation Scientologist, managed to defect, defecting is not impossible. And there may be more of them pushing their way out of that door. Never mind fighting the rest of the world, Xenu’s biggest problem might be keeping the supporters that he still has.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
It just makes them seem so stupid and petty. And THAT IS the co$/dm. 
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I am surprised dm has any feet left . . . . 
I find the co$ statement regarding Leah absolutely appalling. They are so insulated in their little bubble world, that they have no concept of how juvenile and bizarre that statement is in the real world, especially coming from a CHURCH. Even a business wouldn't say such a thing about a former employee - or client, or customer. Not in a million years. Any statement would be more like, We wish her well. Period. But not from the co$. Not from dm.
This is dm's asinine and retarded social behavior rolling downhill, like shit, and all his underlings just copy it, his personality, or lrh's (vicious vindictiveness) - and they make horrible social and business (not to mention church) mistakes in behavior and when putting out statements to the general public. And they haven't a clue how it is received out here. It makes them seem so BIZARRE and vindictive, and/or socially retarded (or should I say 'handicapped' - or is the new word these days 'challenged' - yeah, OK, socially 'challenged'), and lends credence to all the criticism. THAT part I like.
I just find it so ironic. Someone, whoever put together that statement, probably thinks the got a real 'zinger' out there.
I can recall a few incidences where I found a business's behavior so f'g weird, the behavior of the employees, the management, only to find out a bit later that it was a scno business. And then of course, I was like "Of course ! THAT explains the bad behavior ! Fucking weirdos. . . No CLUE -
I wonder who's going to RPF this time, to appease the little fuck's rage.
