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Neurotology !!! Funniest shit EVER !!!

Discussion in 'Scientology-related Videos' started by mockingbird, Apr 5, 2015.

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  1. MrNobody

    MrNobody Who needs merits?

    I think Sindi might be right. AFAIK, only after having watched more than 20 seconds, the view counter is raised. If you leave the video before these 20 seconds have passed, nothing will be added to the counter.
  2. La La Lou Lou

    La La Lou Lou Crusader

    The thing is that it proves that over 300 scientologists are being active. I suppose all the other millions of scientologists just are not allowed to watch youtube clips. Or maybe there's over 300 OSA staff.
  3. La La Lou Lou

    La La Lou Lou Crusader

    I just searched again for neurotology and there are at least 11 different clips not counting any about the actual medical science of Neuro Otology.

    There are now 1,220,382 people who have watched the clip, nearly one and a quarter million.

    There are other ones I didn't count like this one that explains it all.
  4. TrevAnon

    TrevAnon Big List researcher



    "All the money spent to make this sketch was tax exempt." :biggrin:
  5. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

    Did you notice the editing of this video goes quickly from scene to scene but then stays on "Left after Googling Neurotology" for a really long time comparatively. It's also a stand-alone with no other messages. I would say that is a definite message to people still in. Otherwise that comment would have been embedded with all the rest. That has to be purposeful.
  6. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

    I just so love this video. I think it's worth watching, slowly and stopping in places to get the subtle messages. I think they really thought this out and it's easy to miss stuff. For example, I thought they were just making nonsensical ooos and ahhs at the end saying "Ooo-we, ooo-we, we believe. Ooo-we, ooo-we, we believe." but then someone mentioned on FB that it sounds like they're saying, "Hooey, hooey we believe. Hooey, hooey we believe." which of course makes way more sense. Then I played it back and you can definitely here that "H". The whole thing is brilliant.
  7. MrNobody

    MrNobody Who needs merits?

    Nah, that proves nothing. It could just as well be that they're only 2 OSA minions managing 150 sock accounts each. :coolwink: :biggrin:
  8. only curious

    only curious Patron

    Holy freaking crap!!!

    I leave the main board for a few days to catch up on an old, enormous thread I can only see now that I'm finally a member...and look what I've missed!

    This is COLOSSAL. :happydance: :omg: :biggrin:
  9. TrevAnon

    TrevAnon Big List researcher

    Ok, I seem to have missed something. Plox to explain this to a non-native English never in? :unsure:
  10. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    It's like they're saying it's all a bunch of hooey?
    Last edited: Apr 9, 2015
  11. Big Farmer

    Big Farmer Patron with Honors

    Hooey = Bullshit/Bullcrap.

    As in , It's a load of old hooey or that's just hooey.
  12. imSPecial

    imSPecial Patron with Honors

    hooey =


  13. koki

    koki Silver Meritorious Patron

    is this really funny , or is this funny because of Going Clear documentary?
    me thinks old joke as Octopus is better!!!
  14. Lurker5

    Lurker5 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Hooey is like baloney - a 'processed' flat 'meat' . . . Hog wash . . . nonsense, bunk, bs . . . . garbage.
    Hooey hooey we believe (in) Hooey hooey we believe (in) hooey. :biggrin::yes:
  15. Intentionally Blank

    Intentionally Blank Scientology Widow

    It's really funny. Funny like, don't sip your morning cuppa and watch at the same time. Every time I watch it I start laughing all over again.
  16. only curious

    only curious Patron

    It's damn funny, although I felt a little guilty about laughing at the "fruit flies" and "missing" jokes.
  17. mockingbird

    mockingbird Silver Meritorious Patron

    We gotta laugh or cry sometimes ! You are not wrong either way !
  18. Cat Daddy

    Cat Daddy Silver Meritorious Patron

  19. WildKat

    WildKat Gold Meritorious Patron

    Just bumping thread...this video now has over 1.2 MILLION views!

    (Wish the petition was as popular)
  20. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    Both :yes: