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New Scientology Religious Status: Genius

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by CommunicatorIC, Feb 4, 2016.

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  1. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

  2. Knows

    Knows Gold Meritorious Patron

    Scientology - the science of convincing people they will improve the "spiritual being" whilst covertly inflating EGO's to the Eee Pee of ASSHAT for a HUGE FEE for 60 plus years!
     
  3. MrNobody

    MrNobody Who needs merits?

    Genius? Lovely! But... what comes after that? Creators of universes? Nuh, we've already had that with the OT levels. So what else? :confused2:
     
  4. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

  5. renegade

    renegade Silver Meritorious Patron

    Awesome. Now you don't have to do any auditing or training to raise your IQ, just pay for your "Genius" pin.
     
  6. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    Wow, that's really out-tech! Hubbard said your IQ goes up one point per hour of auditing. Well, I guess if no one is getting auditing, this will do in a pinch.
     
  7. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    At least 'humanitarian' had some kind of pretence of trying to help people. 'Genius' seems to be only pandering to narcissistic self aggrandisement.

    I'm waiting for the next award celebrating personal heights of the self absorbed


    Gold Wanker Meritorious


     
  8. Enthetan

    Enthetan Master of Disaster

  9. George Layton

    George Layton Silver Meritorious Patron


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    "I am a Geinus!"
     
  10. PirateAndBum

    PirateAndBum Gold Meritorious Patron

    If you've fallen for this you are hereby qualified to receive in addition to your plaque & pin, a "Certified Moron" certificate and commendation from ESMB.

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  11. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Should this make an entry on the Stupid thread?

    Hmmmmmmm....
     
  12. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

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    LOL

    Genius! HellYeah!

    It's just like the "HUMANITARIAN" status. When that one first came out, I likewise thought it was a joke. But it wasn't.

    Someone, please tell me that this "genius" thing is a parody!!!

    Seriously, can any human beings possibly be this stupid?
     
  13. DoneDeal

    DoneDeal Patron Meritorious


    yeah. I remember quite a few years ago visiting a hard drive defrag software site.
    the boss of that site was, is, ?, a scn'ist.
    on his about me page he had a big picture of himself along with large lettering, HUMANITARIAN.

    I mean I wanted to puke.

    pardon me some for not remembering the name of the software outfit, I know his outfit wrote ms's basic defragger.

    fortunately ssd's will help with that delusion.

    I wish they were selling status back in my day, then I would have said F........off.
     
  14. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Will Mensa let Scio's into their club if they possess the Genius Pin?
     
  15. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    That measley genius pin wouldn't even get them into the CubScouts.

    At least in the CubScouts, you have to actually DO something to be recognised for a new badge and not simply be recognised for having some hard earned cash extorted out of your bank by a criminal syndicate.



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  16. dchoiceisalwaysrs

    dchoiceisalwaysrs Gold Meritorious Patron

    A [STRIKE]Genius[/STRIKE] fool and his money are soon parted.

     
  17. dchoiceisalwaysrs

    dchoiceisalwaysrs Gold Meritorious Patron

    Disk keeper?

     
  18. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    Just a step away from pitching snake oil and crap on the Shopping Network.


    Probably shouldn't be giving them ideas.


    Oh, well, too late...


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  19. Intentionally Blank

    Intentionally Blank Scientology Widow

    Don't be silly. Mensa is an SP front group funded by the Evil Psychs and Big Pharma (looking at you, Udarnik) to suppress the real Tek and enslave mankind. No self respecting KSW touting cultie Genius would stoop to applying.

    Blanky
     
  20. Boson Wog Stark

    Boson Wog Stark Patron Meritorious

    The genius pin will go well with a Clear bracelet, although it should say, "I'm a Scientology Genius," and be worn with a matching t-shirt which says the same. Clears may wear the exclusive clear plastic t-shirt.

    All SCIENTOLOGY SUCKER certificates would look better with levels like these:

    Gave a little money

    Gave a lot of money

    Gave all my money

    Gave all my money and am strung out on credit

    Gave a shitload of money

    Gave a ton of money

    Gave an obscene amount of money
     
    Last edited: Feb 6, 2016