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Nolch&Alanzo on Scn haters

Discussion in 'Scientology-related Videos' started by Veda, Apr 12, 2017.

  1. Cat's Squirrel

    Cat's Squirrel Gold Meritorious Patron

    Good post HH. It's occurred to me that Alanzo's gone one condition lower than "Enemy" on the Ethics scale; he's at a point called "Too Much Time On Your Hands." The remedy (which for some reason didn't make it into Hubbard's "Introduction to Scientology Ethics") is "Find Something Useful To Do."
  2. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    I like a lot of Alanzo's posts and don't know why he had such a nasty go at HH (on his blog). I assume jealousy had a lot to do with it ... it was unnecessary anyway and it did nothing positive at all for the ex-community as a whole (of which he is one).

    Lone Star isn't banned BTW ... he just stopped posting (here) about a year ago.

  3. xenusdad

    xenusdad Patron with Honors

    Well, Alanzo had a go at me on his blog, by that I mean he was critical of a thing I had said in a post, and he was utterly wrong in his assumption but I chose to ignore it completely as a way of dealing with bullshit, until now. Oops! :duh:
  4. HelluvaHoax!

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    It's weird, because I had NOTHING to do with Alanzo for years, since his last ban. Even then I welcomed him back to ESMB along with everyone else. I never had any conflicts with the guy. I don't know the guy. I never talked to the guy or corresponded with him.

    Then a few months ago a friend here on ESMB let me know that Alanzo was posting vicious stuff about me, so I went over and took a look. Not just one essay but multiple posts and comments where he kept bringing me up and attacking my character, my mental health, my posts, my views, my integrity and my intentions. Crazy, because I have nothing to do with that guy.

    Oh, I just remembered my mom told me often that "...if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all". So, I'll just end this post on the nicest thing I can think of to say about Alanzo. So, here goes: He may be less of a grandstanding clown than he appears--underneath all that degenerate trolling, sleazy hypocrisy and backstabbing.

    See? I can be quite theta when I need to be. LOL
    Last edited: Apr 13, 2017
  5. HelluvaHoax!

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    Hey, bud, you're in good company! Apparently Alanzo seems to obsessively single out for vitriolic attack only the successful writers/videobloggers (e.g. Tony Ortega, Karen, Mike Rinder, Chris Shelton et al) who are well-loved and read/watched by so many across the internet.

    As a wanna-be writer, the guy must have a real death wish because he is taunting/trolling professional writers who are only too happy to return the favor with merciless rhetorical beatdowns. HolyHell that's a stupid (or perhaps desperate) thing to do in order to try to get others' attention, LOL.

    Must be some kind of KSW thing (Kamikaze Suicide Wish).
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2017
  6. Lulu Belle

    Lulu Belle Moonbat

    I don’t read Alanzo’s blog, so I guess I’m not up on his current flavor of the month.

    I'm not here that much either; I don't do a very good job of keeping up.

    So, when did he start hating Rinder? Last I knew he was posting on Rinder’s blog daily, usually kissing his ass.
  7. Lulu Belle

    Lulu Belle Moonbat

    He never went after me.

    Thanks for making me feel like a failure, HH.

  8. HelluvaHoax!

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    --When Rinder's blog started having tons of readers, views and comments.

    --When Rinder became an admired/recognized celebrity after securing a well-paid, co-starring role in a big hit TV show with Leah Remini.

    --When Alanzo unintentionally joined the group "Anonymous" by becoming the world's most famous celebrity that nobody knows, who publishes the world's most brilliant blog that virtually nobody reads.
  9. HelluvaHoax!

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    OMG, no, no, no!

    Gradients, Lulu Belle! Alanzo hasn't raised his confront enough yet to take you on, baby!

  10. Veda

    Veda Sponsor

    Who are the psychs?

    Alanzo should invite this guy to live with him in the corn fields. They could do TRs and Alanzo could provide some fatherly guidance.

    "...They are the enemy... If you got a concentration camp together, right? and sent the 3.3 percenters [Think he means the two and a half percenters] all into there, and killed them all on Earth, it would be so much better..."
  11. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Re: Who are the psychs?

    "Who are the socks?"...wha?

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  12. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Re: Who are the psychs?

    Oh good frikken gord!


    I'm conflicted on whether this is funny, pathetic, or just plain fucked up (which makes it funny, in some sort of pathetic way...)...


  13. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

    Re: Who are the psychs?

    Quotation starts at about 32:55.
  14. Glenda

    Glenda Crusader



    I watched the vid. All of it. Please send me my reward!

    Why do some people love the sound of their own voices and think that others give a shit about their twisted opinions?

    Don't answer that. :)
  15. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Re: Who are the psychs?

    And who will be the arbiters to determine the fate of all these SPs?

    “Misunderstanding of the present grows fatally from the ignorance of the past” - Marc Bloch

    It has been estimated that tens of thousands of people were executed for witchcraft in Europe and the American colonies over several hundred years. Although it is not possible to ascertain the exact number, modern scholars estimate around 40–50,000.[A] Common methods of execution for convicted witches were hanging, drowning and burning. Burning was often favoured, particularly in Europe, as it was considered a more painful way to die.[5] Prosecutors in the American colonies generally preferred hanging in cases of witchcraft.[5]
  16. HelluvaHoax!

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    Re: Who are the psychs?



    I listened to the first 07:53 of that while I was waiting for my fresh-ground French Press coffee to reach the nirvana pouring point.

    HolyHell, that was sheer torture! LOL.

    Nonetheless, I have emerged a profoundly more enlightened and able man. . .


    • The guy must have used the word "right?" to punctuate the end of every sentence at least 75,000,000 times! Either he's celebrating Xenu History Week or the guy is frightfully insecure about the preposterous poop he is making up.
    • I had a huge cognition at one point. If you substitute the oversized microphone in his hand with an oversized whiskey tumbler, it all makes sense. The guy is an obnoxious drunk sitting next to you in a bar, obsessively & incoherently rambling crazy stuff--just moments before security guards surround him and order him to stop drinking and STFU or they are going to throw him out.
    • The guy apparently has an "MU" on the "MU" tech; because, he re-defines the word "psych" with "verbal data" that is in complete contradiction to what appears in any dictionary. ("Hey, Ron didn't really mean 'psych' when he said 'psych', right? What Ron really meant was not-a-psych, right? So, when you hear or read Ron talking about wholetrack 'psychs' he was talking about anyone in history who might have done or thought something that wasn't ideal, right? So, a 'psych' could really be anybody who did anything, right? So, obviously Ron was right, right?")
    • At first I kept thinking there is something really--off--about him delivering spiritual salvation technology to save the world--while wearing a bathrobe. But then I realized I could use my OT abilities to mock-up him additionally wearing an ascot and cowboy hat just like our Commodore--so then the bathrobe didn't hang up my attention units, right?
    • Right?
  17. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

  18. HelluvaHoax!

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    No, actually he is correct, right?

    Because, further wholetrack research has revealed that a certain category of suppressive being was not calculated in Dr. Hubbard's early research on two-and-a-half percenters, right?

    The 2.5% metric is therefore updated and standardized as 3%, right? To accommodate the newly discovered race of SPs (comprising 0.5% of homo sapiens on this planet) that had heretofore been undetected, right? We are of course talking about the wholetrack race of thetans known as the B[SUP]3[/SUP], right?

    Boldly Bullshitting Bathrobers, right?
  19. Glenda

    Glenda Crusader

    Re: Who are the psychs?

    God I just realised how much I have missed your humour. :)

    So glad you sorted out the "spiritual salvation in a bathrobe" issue. Of course! Add the Village People wardrobe and it's all good. :)
  20. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

    Re: Who are the psychs?

    Listen to and through 32:55 where he says that the world would be "so much better" if "psychs" were put in concentration camps and killed. Not so hysterical.

    I've learned not to make light of people who talk about putting others in concentration camps and killing them. Such people are not a joke.