PERTH Org Newsletter/Promo Leak Thread

[Zhent]

Following on from the Melbourne newsletter/promo leak thread this thread is for all matters Perth.


First, the latest:

Perth Newsletter - circa March 11 2012

Perth Staff Promo and Success Story

Compared to Melbourne, Perth (and the rest of Australia) is pretty dead so there is not a huge lot to post. However there is some very interesting fundraising newsletters in the backlog which will be posted.

Edit: Lets start now, here is one from last month:

Youngest Humanitarian? What nonsense. Any rich Scientology family could easily put in $100,000 in their childs name (and have done). Whats more this seems to be one of Perth's greatest claims to fame, they have pimped this 'youngest humanitarian' thing for MANY months (having no other good news to report I suppose). I will try and see how far back it goes.

 

[Infinite]

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I have been one staff for nearing five years now and I cannot imagine my life without it . . .

Ummm . . . oh, never mind.

 

[Zhent]

On to some more quality lulz

Perth Newsletter circa February 2012

"Woo Hoo 20 people showed up to our event!!"

 

[scooter]

:facepalm:

 

[FoTi]

Looks like Amy Hong is a rich young lady....or at least she was.

What is a Humanitarian as relates to an Ideal Org? Does this mean that she gave a certain amount of money toward the Ideal Org? :confused2:

 

[Ogsonofgroo]

Oh my.

Erm, yeh, nothing quite says 'spiritual growth' like beating each other with batons!


Crikey.

 

[Gottabrain]

Following on from the Melbourne newsletter/promo leak thread this thread is for all matters Perth.
Perth Staff Promo and Success Story

OMG Zhent! You have GOT to post that success story on the 100 Stupidest Things About Scientology thread!! Crikey, they offered that poor kid a contract at 4 years old and he CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE OUTSIDE!!

I can't believe they are publishing that as a promotion piece!

 

[Petey C]

OMG Zhent! You have GOT to post that success story on the 100 Stupidest Things About Scientology thread!! Crikey, they offered that poor kid a contract at 4 years old and he CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE OUTSIDE!!

I can't believe they are publishing that as a promotion piece!

She actually signed her staff contract at the age of 4. That's gobsmackingly eye-rollingly insane.

I notice that over there in WA they're a bit more phlegmatic, not as much hyperbole as down here in the land of the Yarra. But aren't they supposed to be having a mining boom and be rolling in gold? Why aren't they out in Karratha disseminating out there?

They don't know how funny that line about leprechaun gold is (ie that it's not acceptable as it melts away by morning).

 

[Zhent]

Looks like Amy Hong is a rich young lady....or at least she was.

What is a Humanitarian as relates to an Ideal Org? Does this mean that she gave a certain amount of money toward the Ideal Org? :confused2:

$100,000

I will also be posting a list of top Perth Ideal Org donors later.

I notice that over there in WA they're a bit more phlegmatic, not as much hyperbole as down here in the land of the Yarra.

You aint seen nothing yet.

OMG Zhent! You have GOT to post that success story on the 100 Stupidest Things About Scientology thread!! Crikey, they offered that poor kid a contract at 4 years old and he CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE OUTSIDE!!

I can't believe they are publishing that as a promotion piece!

Feel free to post it around

 

[Opter]

She actually signed her staff contract at the age of 4. That's gobsmackingly eye-rollingly insane.

I notice that over there in WA they're a bit more phlegmatic, not as much hyperbole as down here in the land of the Yarra. But aren't they supposed to be having a mining boom and be rolling in gold? Why aren't they out in Karratha disseminating out there?

They don't know how funny that line about leprechaun gold is (ie that it's not acceptable as it melts away by morning).

I knew a boy who signed a SO contract when he was about 6. When I asked the mother to why he signed at such a young age and did she think he really understood what he was doing? she said that it showed his intentions for the future.


Opter

 

[Gottabrain]

She actually signed her staff contract at the age of 4. That's gobsmackingly eye-rollingly insane.

I notice that over there in WA they're a bit more phlegmatic, not as much hyperbole as down here in the land of the Yarra. But aren't they supposed to be having a mining boom and be rolling in gold? Why aren't they out in Karratha disseminating out there?

They don't know how funny that line about leprechaun gold is (ie that it's not acceptable as it melts away by morning).

I actually think child labour laws forbid this. I'm sending this one on to Sen Xenophon. I don't believe a parent has the "right" to approve this, and it's stated right there that the child SIGNED A STAFF CONTRACT. WTF?! Pretty hard to call it volunteer work after that, isn't it?

 

[Purple Rain]

Still rofling at the "great sense of relief you get from being on staff. Its like this huge weight ¡s taken off your shoulders."

I must have been doing it wrong!

But how about that Amy Hong, eh? Nothing gets in her way! She's a bit of a honey badger, isn't she?

 

[supafreak]

Still rofling at the "great sense of relief you get from being on staff. Its like this huge weight ¡s taken off your shoulders."

Well, yeah...she doesn't have to drag around a wallet that's full of money that she earned at a job where they pay a real living wage.

 

[GoNuclear]

Still rofling at the "great sense of relief you get from being on staff. Its like this huge weight ¡s taken off your shoulders."

I must have been doing it wrong!

But how about that Amy Hong, eh? Nothing gets in her way! She's a bit of a honey badger, isn't she?

Yes, she is a hottie. What a waste.

Pete

 

[Sadness]

More and more I read these things and now, that I am free and am reading great writings of master authors, I understand how woeful the education is for scientologist. I'm no one to be able to criticize but there are some obviously bad mistakes of language.

"I have been one staff for nearing five years"

What is this? It is ridiculous! This is supposed to be applying LRH educational tech? Any legitimized publication producing such things would be an immediate laughingstock!

How sad that they do not even know how ignorant they are. Pity all who are in the church.

 

[Zhent]

News from the West!

And its a cascade!

Perth Newsletter - Issue 4

 

[Petey C]

Dear oh dear. This is very sad. Those dutiful success stories.

 

[TheRealNoUser]

Looks like Amy Hong is a rich young lady....or at least she was.

What is a Humanitarian as relates to an Ideal Org? Does this mean that she gave a certain amount of money toward the Ideal Org? :confused2:

A Humanitarian is defined in the Tech Dictionary:

Humanitarian - A Scientologist who used to be a vegetarian, but who now eats humans up and spits them out.

 

[FoTi]

More and more I read these things and now, that I am free and am reading great writings of master authors, I understand how woeful the education is for scientologist. I'm no one to be able to criticize but there are some obviously bad mistakes of language.

"I have been one staff for nearing five years"

What is this? It is ridiculous! This is supposed to be applying LRH educational tech? Any legitimized publication producing such things would be an immediate laughingstock!

How sad that they do not even know how ignorant they are. Pity all who are in the church.

I thought they just didn't bother to proofread, but maybe it really is just ignorance. :confused2:

 

[FoTi]

A Humanitarian is defined in the Tech Dictionary:

Humanitarian - A Scientologist who used to be a vegetarian, but who now eats humans up and spits them out.

That must be a newer version of the Tech Dictionary....a DM squirrel version??? Mine is older....doesn't have that definition.

I guess with that newer definition DM can now claim he is a Humanitarian.