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PRAISE XENU: We have more Scientology hip-hop, and even better – IT’S AUSSIE-FLAVORED

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  1. RSS Feed

    RSS Feed RSS Feeder Bot

    There is a new post up at the Underground Bunker

    PRAISE XENU: We have more Scientology hip-hop, and even better – IT’S AUSSIE-FLAVORED

    We’ll admit that we’re huge fans of Scientology hip-hop going way back, and although Chill EB is the unrivaled king of the genre, we can’t help having a special appreciation for the Aussie-flavored rap that comes out of the church.

    One of our biggest disappointments was losing track of a copy of the [...]


    We’ll admit that we’re huge[.......]

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  2. DagwoodGum

    DagwoodGum Squirreling Dervish

    Classic Twink gone Gangsta, how hilarious. He's like a DM/bm mini-me. Absurd is the word. Put on your scam a jamas!
    Last edited: May 27, 2018
  3. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    Poor guy .... he's second generation and fully sucked in.

    These are the people I truly feel sorry for, they are born or dragged into the cult as children and handed a lifetime of silliness (da bridge) to try and finance and build a life around, they are born 'disconnected' from normal society.
  4. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    I feed more sorry for us first generation Scientologists.

    The second gen Scio's at least have a valid reason for getting sucked in, and not by any choice of their own.

    Us first generation Scio's have no such excuse. :no::cool::D
  5. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Some interesting lines at the end of that song:

    [bcolor=#ccffff]so let’s set em free[/bcolor]
    [bcolor=#ccffff]with Scientology[/bcolor]
    [bcolor=#ccffff]follow RTC & COB[/bcolor]
    [bcolor=#ccffff]and respect the man[/bcolor]
    [bcolor=#ccffff]who made all of this possible[/bcolor]
    [bcolor=#ccffff]I love you LRH[/bcolor]
    [bcolor=#ccffff]now we’re totally unstoppable[/bcolor]

    He's singing "follow RTC & COB". :scratch:

    Something doesn't seem quite right about that.

    LRH still wrote most all the policy and tech, but the guy's singing "follow RTC & COB".

    Had he written that song back when I was in I believe he could of ended up in Ethics, getting a battery of Sec Checks.
  6. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    For my money I believe those who are 'born in' have a harder time unscrambling their brains once the penny has dropped that scientology and its 'tek' is a worthless scam.

    All the mind-bending nomenclature used by scieno's is second nature to them whereas we of the 'first generation' at least know where the dividing line between 'regular English' and scienospeak comes.
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  7. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Yes, I believe this as well. My earlier comment was an attempt at a joke. Apparently a bad attempt. :)
  8. DagwoodGum

    DagwoodGum Squirreling Dervish

    Well, though I like the guy's classy accent and suit plus the forest backdrop, the content definitely leaves much to be desired. Can't say I feel sorry for him though, maybe I ought to but just knowing that "they" tend to be at "no sympathy" towards us ex's, I just can't muster up the sympathy.
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  9. HelluvaHoax!

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    That video, OMG, lol lol lol.

    That's what it looks like when a human being has a "major stable win" and "F/N"s on a hoax, whilst dramatizing debilitating PTSD[sup]1[/sup] caused by an implant.

    [sup]1[/sup] PTSD -noun (abbv.): Post Tech Scientology Disorder
  10. HelluvaHoax!

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    But, I hate to be negative, so I now believe the cup is half full!

    On the brighter side, that guy clearly has total certainty and knows all the answers to all the mysteries of the universe.

    And he feels really good about it.

    None of you SPs should be invalidating this guy's wins, but instead getting your downtone case handled so you too can become an "Ideal" rapper for Ron's religion.
  11. George Layton

    George Layton Silver Meritorious Patron

    Puppets dancing at the end of strings attached to a dead man's fingers.
  12. HelluvaHoax!

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    I don't know if you saw it, but that guy in the video responded to your post. . .

  13. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Oh dear, I realize I'm probably dating myself here but I just like the old employee motivational classics...

  14. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    He starts off by saying there are times in your life when you feel you've got to sing ..... then he just starts speaking the lyrics.

    Maybe he needs to clay demo the word "sing".
  15. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson


    That's the weirdest thing I've seen in a while.
    But it would have been greater weirdness if they would have just had that red "follow the bouncing ball" thing going on.
  16. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Imagining a dance singer troupe accompaniment dressed in dark blue boiler suits with dirty grey rag armbands and heavily used toothbrushes...with a sexy Aussie accent, of course.
  17. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    What's worse than regular rap "music"?
    Answer: scientology rap "music".
  18. DagwoodGum

    DagwoodGum Squirreling Dervish

    And it's rap with elevator muzak wrapped around the whole enchilada like a corn taco, never heard that done before and with any luck I never will again!
  19. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    Luke's facebook intro reads:"Photographer,Filmmaker,wants to save the world"
    has a Luke Ayers Media facebook page as well.. makes promo films for the CoS..
    posted one for Athena School yesterday ayres

    Here hes promoting Steven Fagan...who mentored crooked Carly Crutchfield

    ACC keeps spanking this guy Steve Fagan.. an extremely shady property developer,...gets shut down and pops back up with a new hustle....its wack a mole down under
    Last edited: May 29, 2018
  20. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    weaponized dissemination


    produces his own CoS promo vids

    moonlights as a product photographer

    email for "In Eternity"

    Boy, it's been a while since I last emailed you, huh? But not without good reason. I've been busy.
    It's been ten years since I last did something that creatively feeds my very soul. That being, making films!
    Every job that I do professionally I'm always trying to improve; trying new styles, new angles, and doing my best to emulate some of the best films and photography in the world which I personally hold up as my models and idols.
    Finally, I'm now mid production on the message that I truly want to communicate to the world through the artistic medium called motion-picture.
    See the teaser trailer for it above or follow the link here:

    I look forward to sharing with you all the inners imaginings of my world.

    Kind Regards,
    Luke Ayers
    Photographer/Video Producer
    Last edited: May 29, 2018