ESMB has entered archive mode. All posts and threads that were available to the general public are still readable. The board is still searchable. 

Thank you all for your participation and readership over the last 12 years.

If you want to join in the conversation, please join the new ESMB Redux at www.exscn2.net.



Scientology Haiku

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by NoName, May 11, 2012.

  1. NoName

    NoName A Girl Has No Name

    This thread is for haiku about Scno.

    For example:

    Scientology
    It is a shit heap of fail
    Fuck you OSA goons!
     
  2. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

  3. NoName

    NoName A Girl Has No Name

    Huh, I never saw it - looks like it hasn't been active in a while.

    Sure, if a mod can merge it, go for it!

    Edit - damn - I didn't write it in Haiku

    I never saw it
    It was not active lately
    Wise mods may merge them​
     
  4. GoNuclear

    GoNuclear Gold Meritorious Patron

    Here, I got one ...

    Hey, clam ... Haiku, Haiku, Haiku ... fuck you!



    Pete
     
  5. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    This Haiku is fail.
    It starts off good, but later,
    bad things happen, and keep happening more and more till you just have to leave

     
  6. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    Bumping for great justice with some swipes from The Bunker comments:


     
  7. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    ...

    Hip Hip Hip Hooray
    Cheer a photo on the wall
    Dead Ron's full of cheer. ​





    (hey, i know it's macabre. leave me alone, i haven't had my coffee yet this morning.lol)
     
  8. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime




    Something is up
    The iceberg hit long ago
    Slowly it will sink

     
  9. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    ...

    Ron tried to find Whys
    For the freedom bridge demise
    Twas Ron's crazy lies​
     
  10. tetloj

    tetloj Silver Meritorious Patron

    Internetz goes to:
    Miss Tia's awesome haikus
    Daily at Tony's
     
  11. tetloj

    tetloj Silver Meritorious Patron

    Internetz go to -
    Miss Tia's awesome haikus
    Daily at Tony's

    :yes:
     
  12. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    I like them as well
    Pithy comments so well put
    Hash tags in a row
     
  13. Purple Rain

    Purple Rain Crusader

    Scientology
    Like a bullet to the foot
    Or hole in the head
     
  14. Purple Rain

    Purple Rain Crusader

    The smartest thetan
    In the volcano is still
    A little bit dim
     
  15. Purple Rain

    Purple Rain Crusader

    Event stage looks kitsch
    David Miscavige could be
    Mistaken for Cthulhu
     
  16. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    ...

    Hello terminal!
    Let us do nonexistence
    Our theta will grow!




    goddddd, sometimes i even make myself cringe! lol
     
  17. Purple Rain

    Purple Rain Crusader

    Altered consciousness
    With vistaril in your bum
    Sure beats pinks and grays
     
  18. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    Striving to be God
    Reach for the ultimate goal
    Bluebird motorhome
     
  19. Claire Swazey

    Claire Swazey Spokeshole, fence sitter

    Promise salvation
    It just costs all your money
    But then you lose god
     
  20. Claire Swazey

    Claire Swazey Spokeshole, fence sitter

    A beautiful dream
    But people only end up
    Surrendering them