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Scientology Haiku

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by NoName, May 11, 2012.

  1. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    Hi! I'm from OSA.
    Say hi to your family :)
    Those fucking SPs?!

     
  2. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    Our new Narconon!
    No, that's against zoning rules.
    But Dave said we can?!

     
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2016
  3. HelluvaHoax!

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    ...


    :hysterical:



    Re-Mix (extended dance version)



    Part I:
    Hi! I'm from Theta.
    Say hi to your family :)
    Those winning OTs!


    Part II:

    Hi! I'm from OSA.
    Say bye to your family :)
    Those fucking SPs!


    Part III:
    I don't know why you
    say good-bye I say hello:)
    Those fucking Beatles!
     
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2016
  4. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron

    A splash in the pond.
    What is it? My Clear bracelet
    swimming with the fish.
     
  5. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    Behold the fruits of a life
    The great Ron Hubbard

    What a useless piece of shit.

     
  6. No One

    No One a girl is no one

    semicolons rock
    why you take them all away
    no long pauses now
     
  7. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Hubbard threw a turd

    Like a monkey in a cage

    Delusional catchers rage
     
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    scientology
    make money! make more money!
    donate it or die





     
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    the hubbard haik-u
    "I built this bridge just for-u"
    the hubbard fuk-u
     
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    the tech always works
    except evil folks like you
    SPs can't "have" wins


     
  11. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    Marty .. wtf?
    Board getting in a dither...
    ... viva la haikus!

     
  12. Hatshepsut

    Hatshepsut Crusader

    Arrive in PT
    Now you know who you are NOT
    Back to start....REPEAT
     
    Last edited: Sep 23, 2016
  13. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    A splash in the pond
    Overboarded at Hemet
    This pond tastes like shit..
     
  14. HelluvaHoax!

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    what? I'm an SP?
    my kids won't talk to me now
    everybody wins

     
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    Ron said I am cause
    Ron said he is total cause
    Ron's dead. That's a win.


     
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    scientology
    they lied and stole my money
    sounds suppressive, right?
     
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    clipboards and mean glares
    my stats and tone level's down
    my time here is up
     
  18. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    Sick from drinking oil
    Vitamin overdosing
    No science for this
     
  19. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    I don't need glasses now.
    Dianetics is real!
    (but I'll keep my contacts in)
     
  20. HelluvaHoax!

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    here's my clay demo
    you cannot flunk me because
    my label reads "clay"