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Scientology Haiku

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by NoName, May 11, 2012.

  1. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    Lying liar lies
    People give their lives to him
    Lying liar dies
     
  2. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    Thinking of BTs
    Causes you to go loopy
    Best not to do it
     
  3. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Old mother Hubbard
    He sailed the briney seas
    Was he on his knees?

    LRon Hubbard clam
    Had figured out a big plan
    Though Venus trains suck.

    Was L-Ron a queer?
    The closeted type of man,
    Oh look, butterfly's !

    Scientology~ so bad~
    It makes the world just so sad,
    Crying elephants

    David Miscavage
    LRon Hubbard's little boy~
    Hydroxiyne in ass.

    I want more to go
    We do the base salvation.
    We cry for justice.


    And, by the way, Me like haiku s... :cheers:

    so there, so here, so everywhere.... :)

    If you are an 'ex'
    Get out and have some good fun
    The Earth won't wait long.

    Haiku s are crazy.
    They simple architecture,
    Spaghetti is friend.

    Now i GO...
     
    Last edited: May 25, 2017
  4. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    .
    xenu goofed the floof
    elron's science goofed the proof
    all my cash went poof
     
    Last edited: May 25, 2017
  5. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron

    Scientology
    has enemies everywhere
    for a good reason.


    Scientology,
    a free film for you to watch.
    Watch out! It's a trap.
     
  6. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    Eyes never blinking
    Misunderstood words thinking
    Cognitive sinking



     
  7. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    No such thing as Clear
    OT is another lie
    What a crock of shit
     
  8. George Layton

    George Layton Silver Meritorious Patron

    Rules of a haiku?
    I can't recall the number
    of syllables used!