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Scientology Raising Money For A L. Ron Hubbard Park!

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by BlackRob, Mar 28, 2015.

  1. BlackRob

    BlackRob Gold Meritorious Patron

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    THE L. RON HUBBARD PARK
    will stand at the gateway to the city and present a striking entrance to the new LRH Hall.

    Monuments depicting the 21 precepts of the Founder’s non-religious moral code The Way to Happiness will pay homage to his work, and so reflect his path to a happier world.
    UPON ENTERING, VISITORS WILL BE GREETED WITH A GRAND LOBBY rising two stories and lined with words from L. Ron Hubbard cut into the very structure.
    THE AUDITORIUM IS DESIGNED TO SEAT THOUSANDS with every element selected to enhance the quality of communication. From materials providing the greatest acoustics, to the classic design of the seating for optimum views.
    THE AUDITORIUM IS FURTHER DESIGNED to seamlessly transform from a grand theater to an exquisite convention center, creating the ideal setting for community outreach events, international conventions and gala celebrations.

    THE L. RON HUBBARD HALL IS THE FUTURE HOME of international Scientology events, conventions and celebrations. The facility is set to stand directly adjacent to the Church’s spiritual headquarters — the Flag Building.
     
  2. BlackRob

    BlackRob Gold Meritorious Patron

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  3. AngeloV

    AngeloV Gold Meritorious Patron

    I wonder if they'll have a replica of the Blue Bird motor home in which the old liar croaked in the "grand lobby."

    Or maybe they can chisel in stone his holy words: "I was almost run over by a locomotive on Venus". LOL
     
  4. La La Lou Lou

    La La Lou Lou Crusader

    It's such a good idea, so accessible for event helicopter fly overs. The bushes and 'monuments' will be useful for dogging, cruising and drug taking. It will be just like some of the empty Ideal Orgs that are only used to shoot heroin or grab a quickie in.
     
  5. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron

    I gotta admit, I'd rather see the rube's hit up for a park than P.I.'s, and I kinda like the big zero sculpture, too. It sums up what I think of Scientology.
     
  6. tetloj

    tetloj Silver Meritorious Patron

    I'd say they've jumped the shark with this one, but I think GATII with Superpowers did that !
    :hysterical:
     
  7. bromo

    bromo Patron with Honors

    A giant hamster ball in the middle? Seems appropriate.
     
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  8. Captain Koolaid

    Captain Koolaid Patron Meritorious

    Why do these rendered images look so realistic? No people, just like in real life. And then they screw up and get the shadows all wrong. Or is it true that in a cleared zone shadows are drawn towards the light source? OT powerz at work? :unsure:
     
  9. Thrak

    Thrak Gold Meritorious Patron

    It should be like a tunnel of love ride but instead call it tunnel of lies and start by going through the mouth of a twenty foot head with rotten teeth. Then just let Jamie DeWolf design the rest of it from there with many nightmarish scenes to chose from. Chain lockers, forced abortions, gang bang sec checks, the hole.

    Man somebody should actually do this.
     
  10. rhansrider

    rhansrider Patron with Honors

    So....not built to a human scale, nowhere really to sit, no paths to wander, definitely no place for children to play, very little actual plantings or greenery but lots and lots of concrete with a big-ass brutal stainless steel thing in the middle. Looks like your standard fascist architecture to me.
     
  11. Thrak

    Thrak Gold Meritorious Patron

    It sure is interesting dm thinks if he just keeps buying shit his problems will go away. Perhaps he should see a shrink.
     
  12. NonScio

    NonScio Patron Meritorious

    That is NOT the Sun in the upper right side of the picture. As you observed, the Sun is on the opposite side casting the shadows towards the
    brilliant light hovering over the architect's rendering. That bright light it is the THETA presence of L Ron returned to shine his VWD on this magnificent
    project of DM...Of course the shadows are pulled away from the celestial MEST light and toward the TRUE LIGHT! Shadows know The Way to
    Happiness!
     
  13. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

    What a monstrosity. Looks like something out of a pinball machine. Or an Indiana Jones movie.

    I bet they don't build it like that.

    Paul
     
  14. Thrak

    Thrak Gold Meritorious Patron

    The hamster wheel to pennilessness.
     
  15. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron


    A hamster wheel, yes!:lol::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
     
  16. BlackRob

    BlackRob Gold Meritorious Patron

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  17. La La Lou Lou

    La La Lou Lou Crusader

    The 'raw public' will be queuing up to visit this place, the lack of this facility is the true reason for the lack of expansion. The world will soon be clear. People will stop visiting Disney and visit this site instead.
     
  18. FlunkYou

    FlunkYou Patron with Honors

    Park? They need to word clear and clay demo it a little more.

    noun: park; plural noun: parks

    1.
    a large public green area in a town, used for recreation
     
  19. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron

    What time will will they be showing "Going Clear?"
     
  20. SPsince83

    SPsince83 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Filled with squirrels.:squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::bong: