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Seeking Advice On A "Hypothetical" Situation

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by Beef Terminal, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. Tanstaafl

    Tanstaafl Crusader

    1. He has credibility - years in the SO, well trained on tech, has worked directly with LRH, etc.

    2. Seems to have a viable "alternative" to Scn tech.

    3. Has demonstrated one can get declared and still be successful in life and handle case.

    4. He's English!
  2. Div6

    Div6 Crusader

    A source is a source, of course of course,
    and no one can talk to a source of course,
    that is of course, unless the source,
    Is the famous Mister AL!

    Go right to the source and ask the source.
    He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
    He's always on a steady course.
    Talk to Mister Al.

    People yak-it-ti-yak a streak
    and waste your time of day,
    but Mister Al will never speak,
    unless he has something to say...

    A source is a source, of course of course,
    And this one will talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking source?
    Well, listen to this...

    I am Mister Al
  3. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    Excellent reasons, Taansy!

    Now, as an Op, what do we need to do with him? How can we make it so no one else will listen to him?
  4. Tanstaafl

    Tanstaafl Crusader

    Nice one! He should record that and use it to promote Knowledgism.
    Can anyone hit those real low notes on the final line? Bea? :D
  5. Alan

    Alan Gold Meritorious Patron

    :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:


    Oh! Your so mean! :grouch: :grouch: :grouch:
  6. Tanstaafl

    Tanstaafl Crusader

    1. False report against accounts of his experiences in CoS and with Hubbard to DA him.

    2. Make false reports about all those who have been "harmed" using "Knowledgism".

    3. Provide reports/"evidence" that he has recently received psychiatric care and is bankrupt.

    4. Mock-up of a phoney birth certificate to prove he is in fact French! :omg:
    No-one would stoop that low, would they?

    5. Use any means whatsoever to link him to the term Nazi, e.g. he "audited" Von Braun's grand-daughter and is thought to be a close family friend.
  7. Alan

    Alan Gold Meritorious Patron

    How about using the most devastating crime of all - He's a friend of Tansy!

    That'll get you dead agented everywhere by everyone for all time!
  8. Tanstaafl

    Tanstaafl Crusader

    So, er, what have you done to Tansy, Alan? :yes:
  9. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    Very good, Taansy!

    But you left out one thing: sex.

    We need to get something on Alan's sexual habits.

    Do you have anything we can use, Taansy?
  10. Veda

    Veda Sponsor

    Maybe you wouldn't be so naive if you looked over the writings of Hubbard on the topic. He called this stuff "Scientology Intelligence tech." It sound very fancy, but it's mainly his description of how to covertly mess with people. This was Hubbard's #1 passion and, nowadays, the Scientology cult is left with that preoccupation. For example you won't find the word, "Intelligence" in the "Admin Dictionary," or the HCOPL "Battle Tactics" in the 'Green Volumes'. And even though writings, by Hubbard, such as "Intelligence Actions, Covert Intelligence Data Collection," and "Intelligence, Its Role," are part of not only (confidential) Intel Check-sheets, but also senior PR Check-sheets, they - officially - don't exist.

    So don't worry about "Beef Terminal" for now. Instead take some time (probably weeks or months, it took me longer than that) and begin to read and ponder - and decipher - as much of Scientology's "Intelligence tech" as you can find.

    Not everyone who jumps through hoops for the Scientology cult is in "OSA" or an "OP." There are many varieties of situations where individuals can be used by the Scientology cult. There are "volunteers" and "Field Staff members" and there are "A to E's" and all sorts of things - including people who just like to play at being these things, such as whatshisname from Peru.
  11. Alan

    Alan Gold Meritorious Patron

    There was a "sex questionaire" put out by one of the FZOrgs asking for any details of my illicit sex life.

    I'm sorry to say no one had anything to report :no:

    But I am still a virgin!
  12. Tanstaafl

    Tanstaafl Crusader

    Only that thing he told me about his Mexican gardener and the egg whisk.

    I guess you're looking for kids or animals! :ohmy:

    Now, I think about it he did mention something about getting his illegal immigrant under-age housekeeper to play Panzer Commander and the Milk Maid with him!

    So, we've got: pervert (under-age), kinky (outfits), Nazis (Panzer Commanders), law-breaker (employing illegal immigrants). We just need to work in an animal angle and it's perfect!

    I take it that it's not important if there isn't even a shred of proof? :eyeroll:
  13. Zinjifar

    Zinjifar Silver Meritorious Sponsor

    Throw in a St. Bernhard with a cask of 180 proof stroh rum. But, Alan's proposed 'virginity' is less than impressive when you consider that his available animals are armadillos.

  14. Tanstaafl

    Tanstaafl Crusader

    Thanks for that Veda.

    I'm not naive. I call it as I see it. Sometimes I'm wrong.
    It just seems to me that those who have been swiftly labelled OSA stooges on their arrival here wrote stupid posts. There are a lot of people both in and out of Scn who display stupidity. It takes a little more for me to reach such a conclusion with confidence.

    I shall put the study of this area of tech on my list, but don't hold your breath, I've got the mother of all study backlogs. :melodramatic:
  15. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    All right then.

    It seems that Lesson 2, on How to Be An Op, has been passed.

    Find the biggest SP and talk about their sexual habits.

    Very good, one and all. You guys seem to be real pros at this!!!

    Now, on to Lesson 3:

    How do you stay an Op for years, and years, without anyone ever finding out??
  16. Tanstaafl

    Tanstaafl Crusader

    :dieslaughing: :dieslaughing: :dieslaughing:
    :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
    :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
  17. Tanstaafl

    Tanstaafl Crusader

    Make over thousands of posts.
    Criticise LRH and the CoS at every turn.
    Set up an alternative Bridge, say like The Bridge to Total Status.
    ................ hang on a minute! :ohmy:
  18. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa


    Taansy has sex with chickens!!!!
  19. Alan

    Alan Gold Meritorious Patron

    Ouch! That really hurts - you armadillo bigot! :bigcry:
  20. Beef Terminal

    Beef Terminal Patron

    I think I (maybe partially) answered that on page 16, post #154.