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The Little Thread Which Grew - the Apollo '73 to Everything But

Discussion in 'Stories From Inside Scientology' started by lkwdblds, Feb 28, 2009.

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  1. CarmeloOrchards

    CarmeloOrchards Crusader

    It is Charlie Rush.

    Charlie currently runs the kitchen at CLO. He has been in the SO for 37 years.
    He is the same person. Glowing shiny, buff. He lost the little amount of baby fat that he used to have.
  2. Ted

    Ted Gold Meritorious Patron

    Damn! You old-timers are flush with attitude! :hysterical:
  3. CarmeloOrchards

    CarmeloOrchards Crusader

    That kind of CI can get your folders FESed and culled for evil intentions.
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2009
  4. Ted

    Ted Gold Meritorious Patron

    It would be more productive to cull my internet postings for "evil" intentions. I love to J&D ever since it fell out of fashion. Check the a.c.t archives through Google. There's enough there to keep y'all busy for quite some time.

    Say, is that gonna cost me? I have just come into a huge sum of money and I am just wondering.

    Never mind. I suppose the answer is, "YES!" :dieslaughing:
  5. CarmeloOrchards

    CarmeloOrchards Crusader

    If you weren't so busy cleaning your pool, you could walk to the Ft. Harrison and get reged. We have package deals whereby you give us all your money and we refuse to audit you.
  6. Terril park

    Terril park Sponsor

    This is a very creative take on " Senior Policy".

    Really ups one's neccesity level!

    If Emma had the inclination, she could probably arrange for posts to be
    FESed for " evil intentions", have a spokesperson to say " I'm
    not auditing you and never will", and do it for less than half the price of Flag. :)

    Well in Alanzo's case he may find it cheaper to do this at Flag. :)
  7. Blue Spirit

    Blue Spirit Silver Meritorious Patron

    Kidding Or Not

    Well you probably are kidding, but that is exactly what happened to me.
  8. CarmeloOrchards

    CarmeloOrchards Crusader

    It is only funny because it is true. Life is a joke. You are not the "only one" That story is standard procedure a great deal of the time.

    Geoff Levin, for example, currently has a lot of money at Flag, but they won't audit him.

    There are millions of stories in the Naked City, this is just one of them.
  9. CarmeloOrchards

    CarmeloOrchards Crusader

    I will beat or match any other organization's prices for "not auditing you"

    I don't care if you are in jail or will be committing suicide this week, send me your money. I take postulate checks also.

    As Cal Worthington would say, "I'll stand upon my head to beat all deals"

    PS: my dog isn't named "Spot"
  10. thetanic

    thetanic Gold Meritorious Patron

    Ritalin is a fairly common street drug these days, and it would make one an illegal PC. College students use it to cram for exams -- not only does it keep one awake (like cocaine would), but it also increases focus and concentration.

    Additionally, anti-depressant use is common, and this used to make someone an illegal PC. If that's still true then there's a ton more illegal PCs these days.
  11. thetanic

    thetanic Gold Meritorious Patron

    It did not bar one from upper levels in 70s or 80s. I can't speak for too much of the 90s.

    I worked with several people who'd done LSD and were OT III or above.
  12. CarmeloOrchards

    CarmeloOrchards Crusader

    I have friends who are OT Vll and / or OT Vlll who did tons of lysergic acid diethylamide, one, at least, who sold it on campus.
  13. Ted

    Ted Gold Meritorious Patron

    Not meant to hurt anyone's feelings, but this is hilarious! A few of my last pc's had this very complaint!

  14. CarmeloOrchards

    CarmeloOrchards Crusader

    Tragedy and Comedy are only divided by a thin line drawn in shifting sands
  15. Terril park

    Terril park Sponsor

    Having met your dog I guess he's your reg. :)

    Screw Les dane and such wusie sales techs.

    " Sign now or I'll bite your ass " is far more effective from an Alpha dog.
  16. Alpha Dog salesmanship!

    LOL, Terril! :D
  17. Enthetan

    Enthetan Master of Disaster

    I once severely pissed off a Flag reg by refusing to pay any more money until I got delivery of what I had already paid for. (The NOTs lineup was overfull and I was not getting much in the way of sessions). Then completed my NOTs within what I had on account.
  18. CarmeloOrchards

    CarmeloOrchards Crusader

    New Flag Auditing Policy

    If you need auditing, we don't give it to you. If you don't need auditing, we are ready to provide it. Read your havingness scale. It's simple. Just like bankers lending money.
  19. omnom

    omnom Patron with Honors

    Wow, a bit of nostalgia. Last I saw, Cal still does the commercials, but they're all green-screened - pretty much phoned in.

  20. Blue Spirit

    Blue Spirit Silver Meritorious Patron

    ME TOO

    Me too. :grouch::angry:

    Not drugs either, just fishing for any make wrong will do.
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