LOL ! I love "Comma Khazies", sounds like an amalgam showcasing a Scientologist's multi-faceted personality. That's right, folks, you've got-yer-- Kamikazes (i.e. masochism of sacrificing ones life for "a Bridge too far", lolComma-Nazis (a unit/section in the Grammar-Nazis org board)Whoa, a 4 for the price of 1 value! (kha-khan, kha-ching, kha-con & kha-commies!)REGISTRAR You have to buy the OEC green volumes again, that'll be $3,485. PRECLEAR But I just bought them yesterday! Remember you got my credit line increased and told me I'd die alone in the dark if I didn't buy them? REGISTRAR Yes, but this morning we got a directive from Ron that there was a missing comma in volume III, so if you don't get the new volumes your finance tech is going to be out and that means you can't pay for your Bridge--and that means you'll die alone in the dark. PRECLEAR Can't you just tell me where the comma is and I'll mark it in with green pen on my copy? REGISTRAR That would be a violation of HCOPL "Free Service Free Fall". See? You are already starting to commit financial high crimes from that squirrel version you have!