Oh, a survey! One of the stupidest moments in Scientology is when one Scientologist asks another Scientologist a "standard survey question". The person being surveyed knows that their answer must be:
-- on source
-- uptone
-- high havingness (i.e. "reaching" for their next service)
If the person being asked responds with a non-standard answer, they would be harshly handled by ethics.
Ergo, it's not so much a survey as it is a diagnostic device for early disaffection detection.
Let me try to answer the questions and tell me if I would be warmly thanked....or routed to ethics and declared. LOL
1. When was the last time you went in session, be it here in Portland or some other Scientology Organization?
An incredibly long time ago.
2. Do you feel you handled what you wanted to handle in your auditing? No. The auditing I had did not deliver even one of the Clear or OT abilities that were promised when I paid.
3. Have you been ill or had any accidents since the last time you were in session? I don't know if this would be considered "ill" but I feel I became mentally ill after paying a fortune for hundreds of hours of the "modern science of mental illness" auditing. Likewise, I am not sure if this qualifies as an "accident" but after my last session I "accident"ally paid for another 25 hours, which they guaranteed would fix the previous 250 hours that caused me to have severely delusional thoughts that I was a fallen supernaturally powerful God that was haunted by alien ghosts.
4. Would you like to get auditing in the Portland Org? Before I answer that I should probably mention my tone 40 pro-survival postulate that Scientology also gets auditing--- intensives of IRS auditing sufficient to reach EP (cult shut down by reason of tax fraud).
5. Do you know anyone else that would benefit from getting auditing? Yes, particularly the sec checks focused on black ops, felonies and financial crimes. I think all Scientology leaders and it's top management execs should publicly be sec checked on Scientology's 24 hour cable channel. I think these auditing demonstrations would do wonders to raise the tone level & knowingness of the society!