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Volunteer Ministers gear up to exploit Hurricane Florence

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by triumph, Sep 14, 2018.

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  1. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    Vulture Ministers another disaster another blunder.....

    bet they can't Mobilize 100 VM's

    bounce in and stage photo OP's and Propaganda film for those trapped in the bubble....

    the REG is on for sales of cases of The Way To Happiness booklets...

    2012 exscn VM's round up children..

    Scientology has 2 Orphanages in Haiti
  2. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Instead of sending in the Volunteer Ministers why not just send a telex to the OT Committee Chairman requesting that Hurricane Florence be sent back out to sea?

    Wouldn't that create even better PR for Scientology?

    They can do a whole documentary on it which can air on Scientology TV. :cool:
  3. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

  4. This is NOT OK !!!!

    This is NOT OK !!!! Gold Meritorious Patron

    They haven't moved out of the Reg Office in the FH yet and they're already promoting their success. For that to be even posted is an admission that another mark was bilked. Back in the '80s a natural disaster could score a few hundred grand or a few million.
    Enthetan, triumph and Type4_PTS like this.
  5. I wanted to start a thread for this (VMs giving "assistance" to Hurricane Florence victims) several days ago, but I didn't have any cool pictures I could post.

    I knew CO$ was going to jump into action. Not to help people, but to generate money for their cause (DM and the secret bank accounts he controls).

    I don't want to say "you can set your watch" by the timing of the VMs' response to disaster, but you know they will respond, and you know it will be prompt, and you know they won't actually help anyone on the scene.
    hummingbird and triumph like this.
  6. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    The Volunteer Ministers should direct their efforts at getting scientologists out of scientology. That really would be a humanitarian act.
  7. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    hot off the press... Vulture Minister Fail...
    Mirit Hendrickson president of the Vulture Ministers ..
    shiny New empty Truman show center...
    notice the lack of supplies in the supply room... would all fit in the trunk of a car..

    they plan to hire 3 rental cars and head in for a weekend excursion ..
    President Mirit Hendrickson has to return to work on Monday...(calls it Weekend Warrior Cycle)
    set up a empty command post..

    shush child Moms on a live video (her daughter Is the only other person there working the phones) only one other person can be spotted Glendy Goodsell OSA

    they want to rent a bus.. and a supply truck but looks like they are having trouble filling both..

    Largest relief force ever!..
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2018
  8. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    see pix post #3
  9. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    they rented a Suburban.. woot!
    a contingent of 3 Vulture Ministers ..

    Alex the camera man..will take plenty of photos

    its a photo op and a desert topping and floor wax..
  10. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    VM's have landed in Myrtle Beach S.C (Hotel Digs) ..all 3 heh..
    before heading to Georgetown S.Carolina

    WASTE Valuable Time and Resources of Legitimate relief Efforts for a photo OP - CHECK
    what Lt. Shane doesn't know,is hes going to be part of a Scientology propaganda film. and be counted as someone Scientology Helped.

    CRAZY RAIN????? heh...high tide
    3 hardly Wet VM's ..200,000 from the worldz largest private cult relief force yet to arrive..

    rental car not covered for Floods.. vamoose
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2018
  11. phenomanon

    phenomanon Canyon

    Wait! Isn't that a Christian cross that the redhead is wearing?
  12. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    Last edited: Sep 16, 2018
  13. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    southern command?...more of the disaster tourists variety..

    Admiral Doyle
    needs an army, that will sleep in cars,get chewed up my mosquito's. and will live off of beans from a can...hate each other when its over..

    Last edited: Sep 16, 2018
  14. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    "Telex"... LOL!

    Points for authenticity.
  15. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

  16. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    More: disaster tourism

    4th dynamic disaster covergirl
  17. dchoiceisalwaysrs

    dchoiceisalwaysrs Gold Meritorious Patron

    Where are the photo ops of the rescues done by the scamotology monsters?
  18. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    back to flag to beg for donations...and more Vulture Ministers
    planned invasion of Raleigh NC

    wrong Hurricane Linda..derp
  19. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron


    photo OP complete...looks like they are taking an additional 24 hours to edit and manipulate the footage

    hide your wallets Scientologists...
    Type4_PTS likes this.
  20. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron

    Selfie-Stick Disaster Tourism is definitely NOT for the faint of heart and should NOT be attempted by the casual observer.

    It is best left to Scientologists like Mirit, specially trained in selfie-stick tech, who have also spent hundreds of thousands of dollars raising their confront level to the point where they can comfortably spend a few days just being there, at a disaster scene taking selfies with all those aberrated WOGS -you know, the ones who are actually rendering aid to the hurricane/flood victims.

    The hapless shlubs accompanying Mirit on this PR caper likely are unaware that they're merely pawns, or cogs in Scientology's perpetual money extraction machine.
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2018