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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Dyaisura, Jan 16, 2009.

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  1. Dyaisura

    Dyaisura Patron

    I am Morrison. Or am I? You do not know for sure. But what you do know is, that I am introducing myself to you, and that people call me Moe.


    I was born in Scientology. It was pretty damn gay. There was also some other gay crap that happened.

  2. klidov

    klidov Silver Meritorious Patron

    Hi Moe-welcome to ESMB :happydance:
  3. uniquemand

    uniquemand Unbeliever

    I'm Englebert, or am I? I am introducing myself to you. Some people think I answer to Uniquemand, or Uni, or Unique, or U. I was a scientologist and have two kids who were raised as scientologists by my ex-wife, who remains one to this day.

    I was gay for about three weeks. I enjoyed it. I'm pretty straight, now.

  4. Tim Skog

    Tim Skog Silver Meritorious Patron

    Welcome to the board Dyaisura.
  5. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    No one is gay for about three weeks.
  6. degraded being

    degraded being Sponsor

    He was. I think it's lovely.
    And he said he is "pretty" straight now. He may have another hour, week, month being gay sometime.
    Actually I was straight for various periods of time. I enjoyed some of it.
    I'm pretty damn gay now though.
  7. Pixie

    Pixie Crusader

    What's with all this 'gay' and 'straight' palaver? Isn't love just love? If that's the case then I can call myself 'gay' for a year when I was younger, but what? You're into what you're into and that's that in my view. To me, if you 'fancy' someone or feel love for them, it's not whether they are in a male or female body because love is bigger than that yes? Ok, just had to jump in here with that... :D

    Welcome Dyaisura! :thumbsup:
  8. Wisened One

    Wisened One Crusader

    Hey ya Moe.

    I already welcomed ya when ya started yer story, but I'll a'welcome ya agin....

    People THINK I'm Michelle, but hey, ya never know, right? :coolwink: :D
  9. Unperfekt

    Unperfekt Patron

    Hey Moe, welcome!

    Can I asked where you picked up your internet dialect?
  10. alex

    alex Gold Meritorious Patron

    Welcome Moe,

    Looking forward to your stories.
  11. uniquemand

    uniquemand Unbeliever

    Really? Perhaps I was delusional.

    I may well, if I met the right person. I don't rule it completely out. My interest is in those of the feminine variety, though. I'm with Freud on this one.

    We're born ambisexual, and learn our role through enculturation.
  12. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    I don't know.

    It seemed pretty automatic to me.

    I don't think one's sexual orientation is learned.

    But I'm not a "thetan", either. I'm a human being.
  13. alex

    alex Gold Meritorious Patron

    Unique isnt a thetan either, (unless of course you can prove it to him)


    (I'm of the opinion sexual orientation is a choice....)
  14. Dyaisura

    Dyaisura Patron

    I picked up my e-dialiect from a lot of the playing of the games of the sacred onlines.

    Also some from the anons of the sacred e-battle with scilons of yore.

    And so it was.

    Also this is not a conversation about homos. And you cannot be a homo some time or other times. You are somewhat of a homo all the time. And that is fine.

    You can fuck a monkey once, and call yourself a monkeyfucker. But then everyone will just kinda think you are a monkeyfucker.
  15. Night Owl

    Night Owl Patron with Honors

    Okey dokey.....:whistling:

    And the point of this thread is ????????????????

    And the point of ....never mind....goodbye....thread where is that button....?.....:gimmesome: that wasnt it.....
    :tmi: that isnt it...oh ! here it is !!!


    okay bye now
  16. Megalomaniac

    Megalomaniac Silver Meritorious Patron


    The point of this thread is to welcome Moe.

    Hi Moe!

    And, of course, to :drama: pester Moe to tell :drama: a story. :yes:

  17. degraded being

    degraded being Sponsor

    Hasn't there been research more recent than the coke user that shows otherwise?
  18. degraded being

    degraded being Sponsor

  19. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    Of course you are!

    You are of the opinion that everything is a choice! :)
  20. Night Owl

    Night Owl Patron with Honors

    OK thanks for clarifying this....

    Now MOE! Welcome !

    But MOE! Come into present time please :surrender: and share your story... please :begging:

    The monkey f-ck thing wasnt exactly my speed...sorry....