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yes, it's a good idea, but will it sell?

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by Mimsey Borogrove, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    Every once in a while I get overcome by a really silly idea and I post them for you to hopefully contribute to and have a good laugh.

    Here's my latest one:

    Scientology Soap Operas:

    One Life to Motivate

    Rex loves Lulu Belle, his Senior,who has read his folders and is disgusted by his masterbation withholds, but dreams of the big FSM commission she can get if she can get him to donate his fathers stock to the IAS.....


    Hubbard Guidance Center

    Fade in - the hunchback D of P approaches Ms Floozey, with a TE in his sweaty hands when he sees her gaze shift to Johnny, the handsom, wind swept, red haired L's auditor as he strides towards the examiner, escorting that blonde two timer with the dial wide F/N....


  2. many years ago i thought it would be great fun if there were skits done of scientological circumstances. but no one would understand them except scios. and of course anyone attempting any humor about scientology would get sent to ethics lickety split for j & d'g (joking and degrading - i apologize for the condescending giving of definitions like you're idiots, but just in case...i mean just in case someone doesn't know what "j & D'g" is...)

    i was still in the bubble when i had this idea. but now that i'm not in the bubble of scientology, let's call the soap opera THURSDAY BEFORE 2:00.

    my god, can you imagine the sheer volume of anecdotal material alone that would come pouring in? and nobody would believe it all outside of scientology. and it would all be true! the make-it-go-right spirit is so -- american, ain't it? but it's so insane, too, because the so-called "hill 10's" (sorry again; means impossible situations to handle) are so stupid to have occurred in the first place.

    the way to bring this cult down, i'm convinced, is laugh it off the face of the earth. and a century from now, historians will be asking: "what the hell was that thursday before 2:00 shit that's all over the place?"

  3. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

    Well here non-Scientologists seemed to think the subject was rather funny. :biggrin:
    (You have to put up with a really shaky camera just at the beginning and then just a kinda shaky camera after. LOL)

  4. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    OMG, that was so hilarious! That put me in stitches! I love Kathy Griffin! And her joking about scientology is even more hilarious!

    Thanks for posting that!
  5. Lohan2008

    Lohan2008 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Re: yes, it's a good idea

  6. NCSP

    NCSP Patron Meritorious

    Ha! I like this one too:


    The Scn stuff starts about :30 in. It's amazing how many jokes she crams into 40 seconds!
  7. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

  8. Infinite

    Infinite Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller








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