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Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by Rmack, Dec 9, 2010.

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  1. Rmack

    Rmack Van Allen Belt Sunbather

  2. FoTi

    FoTi Crusader

    He ain't watchin' me. He doesn't even know that I exist.
  3. Infinite

    Infinite Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller

    I've been on the naughty list since the 1970s.
  4. TEoS

    TEoS Patron with Honors

    Please help the elves in the SP (Santa's Protective) Hall. They are imprisoned 365 days a year and made to work for less than slave wages, producing "toys" that are then passed on in order to make Santa look wonderful to all the unsuspecting people out there.
  5. Rmack

    Rmack Van Allen Belt Sunbather

    Do you realize that 'Santa' and 'Satan' differ by only one letter placement?

    You better watch out!:nailbiting: You better not cry! You better not pout, I'm telling you why!

    Satan's claws is coming to town!

    He SEES YOU when your sleeping!!!:nervous: He KNOWS when you're awake!:hide:

    He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good FER GOODNESS' SAKE!!!!!!

    He's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's GOING to find out who's naught or nice!:omg:

  6. blownstaffmember

    blownstaffmember Patron with Honors

    If Sans are male - San Jose, San Juan, San Miguel, etc... And Santas are female, Santa maria, Santa Barbara, Santa Ana, etc...

    Why isn't Santa Claus a woman?

    Last edited: Dec 10, 2010
  7. degraded being

    degraded being Sponsor

    What's in a name? The queering of christmas.

    Real men don't get around in that type of get up.
    The real story is that way up near the north pole, little Olaf got out of his bed to go pee pee in the middle of the night. Grandpa was drunk as a skunk and dolled up in Grandma's silken red night attire which Grandpa always coveted seeing as how he was a latent Big Girl. He had managed to get Grandma drunk enough to let him play dress-up.

    So there he was doing cat-walk imitations and playing America's next top model. When little Olaf wandered in, Grandfather, who's name was "San", which in Nordic languages means "virile" had to quickly get a name change as a "shore story". So he instantly became "Santa" which translates to Big Girl. His Big red Handbag was pulled into the shore story too. Grandma and Grandpa told little Olaf that it was full of gifts, just to bamboozle the little bloke, and they said if he did not stop asking annoying questions he would not get the gifts in Santa's big red hand bag, so just shut up and go back to bed please. The rest is history.
  8. Rmack

    Rmack Van Allen Belt Sunbather

    OMG, I made the naughty list just looking at that!:drool:
  9. LongTimeGone

    LongTimeGone Silver Meritorious Patron

    Did the kid ever get to finish his pee?
  10. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    What an astute and excellent question! ^^^ This Santa could make me both naughty and nice any day!^^^
  11. Anonymous9283

    Anonymous9283 Patron

    I can only hope she's watching me... If I'm really good maybe she'll let me watch her.
  12. Rmack

    Rmack Van Allen Belt Sunbather

    Ho Ho Ho
  13. Mystic

    Mystic Crusader

  14. Mystic

    Mystic Crusader

  15. Rmack

    Rmack Van Allen Belt Sunbather

    the link didn't work for me, so by my calculations, we still have one mo ho to go.
  16. Rmack

    Rmack Van Allen Belt Sunbather

  17. blownstaffmember

    blownstaffmember Patron with Honors

    +1 on Eartha Kitt. Way better then the other two.