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You can wish DM happy birthday for $5000

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by riptide, Apr 13, 2010.

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  1. R6Basic

    R6Basic Patron Meritorious

    The longer Scn. goes, the stranger it becomes.
  2. Wisened One

    Wisened One Crusader

    :omg: :eyeroll: Wonder how many fell for that! :eyeroll::no:
  3. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    It gets worse....

    They not only got conned, they are celebrating it with jubilantly scripted "wins" that they act out for others.
  4. FinallyFree

    FinallyFree Gold Meritorious Patron

    what the freakin fuck? WHAT??

    Wow - wiping out ole' hubbard one new "game" at a time huh DM?
  5. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Here is one of the Success Stories that was rejected by the Office of COB for some reason...


    "When I flowed the $ 5,000 to DM, I knew that I was helping secure my Eternity. Because I know with total certainty that I am too terrified to ever escape from his enslavement--and sure as hell don't want to spend the rest of time with him pissed off at me!" ​

  6. Wisened One

    Wisened One Crusader

    :ohmy: They're just handin' Co$ the lube in buckets, huh?
  7. byte301

    byte301 Crusader

    I think they should pay ME $5,000.00 dollars for wishing the little troll a happy birthday.

    I don't wish him a happy birthday anyway. But I'd still like my $5,000.00.:D
  8. Smilla

    Smilla Ordinary Human

    How much does it cost to wish him a very disappointing birthday?
  9. Ladybird

    Ladybird Silver Meritorious Patron

    Just send me $4,999.99 and I promise to put your name on a "Hope your Birthday Sux and your Hangover is Worse" card.

  10. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    As much as I hate, hate, hate to be a supreme buzz killah at DM's birthday bash, I have a nagging question:

    Are the super ethical Scientologists who donate $5,000, to pay tribute and support David Miscavige, VICTIMS....or COLLABORATORS in his crimes and human rights attrocities?
  11. Smilla

    Smilla Ordinary Human

    That kind of question is getting more difficult to answer every day. IMO, both very often now. As more and more people are leaving, the more the people still in are likely to be true fanatics, heavily into the 'triumph of the will' stuff. Rat 'n Rin are good examples.
  12. FinallyFree

    FinallyFree Gold Meritorious Patron

    throw in some tasty shoops and I just might bite!
  13. revicamc

    revicamc Patron

  14. riptide

    riptide Patron with Honors

    Yes I quite agree and I think it has been going on that way for awhile now, although the internet seems to be accelerating the process.

    With all the pressure by HCO in all sectors to rat on your dilettante friends, tune out all the media (fingers in ears..LA LA LA LA) ETC...I imagine there is substantial tacit agreement being generated, in effect to tighten the wagons as they circle. Poor suckers are probably getting milked for every last penny.

    Just a comment, this data I got was originated by someone who is probably a public OT committee member...who is situated at an org that is probably next in the line to be declared "Ideal" org.

    Only if public really knew how DM regarded them........
  15. Blue Spirit

    Blue Spirit Silver Meritorious Patron

    Sycophants Club

    The Sycophants Club is alive and well.

    He will be 50, and I do wish him many, I meant to say, few if any more.

    Hopefully someone will help him exit on the 30th.
  16. Smilla

    Smilla Ordinary Human

    50 years old and none the wiser for age.
  17. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation


    LB, If you can guarantee the little twerp receives it, I would consider that a bargain!

  18. Happy Birthday Asshole

    Your check is in the mail.

    (There, I did it)

    The Anabaptist Jacques
  19. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    You did!

  20. GoNuclear

    GoNuclear Gold Meritorious Patron

    I'd donate, but ...

    I wouldn't mind donating 5k to DM, its just that it would take at least 5 times that to hire a thug, er, oops, I meant a happy birthday delivery specialist, to say "happy birthday" to him in a way that I would consider fit and proper.