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You gotta be kidding me!

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by GreyWolf, Mar 26, 2012.

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  1. GreyWolf

    GreyWolf Gold Meritorious Patron

  2. Infinite

    Infinite Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller

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    Some background:

     
  3. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

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    [video=youtube;8F6wWUfB3mY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F6wWUfB3mY[/video]


    Amazing man, Ron!

    My favorite parts of the video were the scenes depicting:

    * Ron lecturing about nuclear physics and a young Einstein eagerly taking notes.

    * Ron being the first man to walk on the moon.

    * Ron becoming the world's undisputed heavyweight boxing champion as a teenager.

    * Ron personally working out the complicated foot choreography for the presentation of Riverdance.

    * Ron as a Secret Service agent trying to dive in the path of the fatal bullet that hit John F. Kennedy.

    * Ron in 1969, briefing Bill Gates and Steve Jobs about a wholetrack discovery he made called the Internet. ​
     
  4. Lamb

    Lamb Patron with Honors

    lol! What a hoot that anyone, and I mean anyone, would even consider buying utter crap:omg:
     
  5. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    $750 for nonsensical lies about the "legendary" achievements of L. Ron Hubbard?

    At least the word legendary was appropriately chosen.

    Scientologists are the only customers in the world stupid enough to pay for the infomercials that promote a non-existent product. And then, write success stories about it.
     
  6. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    'COMING SOON TO A DUMPSTER NEAR YOU!'

    OMG what a puke-worthy bunch of turd-twaddling that pitiful advert was, I had to skip the last minute to revive my numbed brain~ arghhhhhhh!

    Most cringe-worthy moment was the tune of LRon's messterpeece 'thank you for listening' in the background, omfg :hysterical:

    Thanks for posting that up Grey Wolf, I'll name my next nightmare after ya :p (jk jk)


    Whew! Definately a 'steal' @ 750 bucks! Yep, yer money~ it be stolen!

    derp.
     
  7. GreyWolf

    GreyWolf Gold Meritorious Patron

    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

    I will take that as a win.
     
  8. GoNuclear

    GoNuclear Gold Meritorious Patron

    I would say publish the $7.50 version with all the truth. Of course, it has already been done. There is the Russell Miller book, Barefaced Messiah and the Bent Corydon book, L. Ron Hubbard: Messiah or Madman? and both get the job done as far as telling the truth about the HubTurd.

    Pete
     
  9. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    No, he wasn't the first person on the moon. That is a dirty commy lie. He was the first person to personally explore the Van Allen belts. Shortly after that he explored and found life on Venus and Mars. Walk on the moon? As if!

    Mimsey

    You know, maybe Dan Sherman can ghost re-write Mien Kampf for David. It is really hard to imagine all he goes through each day, clearing the planet, salvaging this sector, giving marriage counseling to Tom and Katie, and still finding time for punking Mike, Marty and Debby. Everyone knows a life like his can't be unlived.... MB
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2012
  10. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    What a load of bullshit.

    Also the CofS is running commercials (with a bunch of lies about expansion) on SoCal local TV.
    CofS has NOT expanded, as the TV commercials say... they have imploded since the early 1980s.
     
  11. Axiom142

    Axiom142 Gold Meritorious Patron

    My favourite parts were:


    * Ron having 18 consecutive number one singles with his soooo theta music.

    * Ron winning 6 Academy Awards for his motion picture screenplays.

    * Ron winning the Nobel Prize for literature and becoming the Poet Laureate while simultaneously discovering the secrets of the Universe while living at St Hill.

    What a guy!

    But I shall be writing a letter of complaint to the CoS. They said that he lived twenty lifetimes – this is an outrage!

    It should be fifty lifetimes!

    Ax
     
  12. uniquemand

    uniquemand Unbeliever

    Only fifty? He must be a newly arrived thetan.