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"You have zero effect"

Discussion in 'Scientology-related Videos' started by Veda, Aug 27, 2019.

  1. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    Ok, here's a bump and a mystery.

    Tomorrow a Soyuz capsule launches with a Russian cosmonaut, an American astronaut and Emirati cosmonaut, destination ISS. One of these three has a sister that is a kool-aid drinker of the flubtard sort.

    Which one?
     
  2. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    Well???????
     
  3. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    Don't everybody jump at once!!!!

    Crickets...

    Well, did I tell you there is a prize???!!?!

    The winner will receive an autographed certified Alanzo brassy headgear brain bucket helmet!!! Custom fit to your own head, you winner, who ever you are!!
     
  4. Lurker5

    Lurker5 Gold Meritorious Patron

    :unsure::confused:

    But bumpity bump - do I get a prize?
     
  5. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    You get a smoochy rose kiss you cute kitty!!
     
  6. Lurker5

    Lurker5 Gold Meritorious Patron

  7. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    Hey Alanzo!!! Or should we call you "The Helmet from Hemet"?? "Misccavy's Brass Missile"??? No, hmmmm... How bout "Davy's Bro-Bot"???

    Dang, I'll keep working on it.

    But still, there is a launch at dinner tomorrow, so to speak, at Baikonur Cosmodrome. Still don't want to play????
     
  8. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    Ok, I can see that there is a clamoring for a clue!! One at a time (God this is sad), ok.

    Well, this low earth orbit person that has a sister in the cult, well there is no Y chromosome is this here about to be in orbit human critter.

    That sort of cuts it down, duzn't it???
     
  9. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    Ok, drum roll...

    The answer is Jessica Meir!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Meir

    She has a sister Becka Meir Playford, that is on-lines at Flag, and I believe Boston.

    So a culty six degrees of separation between REAL space opera and Blowdown of the Opera. If you catch my drift.

    Thanks and come back to play another day of Dotey's Mysterys Sol-Ved !!!!!!!









    Well, that went well. Not.
     
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  10. Lurker5

    Lurker5 Gold Meritorious Patron