Hi all, EPIC - an ex-scn sent a brilliant fake Church newsletter about SPT article to all Hungarian Scientologists
Yesterday, something that looked like an email newsletter from the Church arrived. I know that quite some of the current people still 'in' fell for it.
It is pretty long, so I won't translate the whole thing, just the best parts.
It is a kind of an OSA briefing parody, while giving a lot of vital info to Churchies... Brilliant!
SUBJECT: PSYCH- AND SQUIRREL BUSTING SUCCESS STORY
The following date were not published so far, as it would have been very entheta. But now we have shattered suppression, made an effective blow to SPs and all cowardly organization hiding behind their backs. It is comparable to the 1993 IRS tax exemption win!
You might have heard about the attack of St. Petersburg Times (which is financed by pharmaceutical companies & psychs), which tried to smear the Church of Scientology, and especially David Miscavige, COB RTC personally. False and invented charges were made against him. Four SPs were giving interviews to the magazine, that have infiltrated Int Management in Hemet, California (where Golden Era Productions and RTC are located) and were working with Mr. Miscavige personally. Probably they were financed by pharmaceutical companies & psychs when they joined the Sea Org, and tried to suppress the Church from inside, waste funds and crash stats. Their purpose was to get rid of David Miscavige and seizing power.
Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun
SP, in the Sea Org 1977-2005, former RTC Inspector General for Ethics, auditor of Tom Cruise.
Mike Rinder
SP, in the Sea Org 1974-2007, director of Church of Scientology International, Executive Director of OSA Int. (Thomas W. "Tommy" Davis hold this post now).
Amy Scobee
SP, in the Sea Org 1978-2005, various Int Mgmnt positions.
Tom De Vocht
SP, in the Sea Org 1977-2005, was F/CO (deputy exec dir) FSO, before arriving to Hemet.
The following baseless and laughable accusations were made:
- David Miscavige was involved in Lisa McPherson's death
- David Miscavige beats staff members
- David Miscavige got int mgmnt to play musical chairs
- LRH did not put David Miscavige in charge, but David Mayo, and Pat and Anne Broeker
- David Miscavige hold Int Mgmnt hostage in Hemet in the so-called SP Hall or in The Hole
This baseless charges were published without giving any chance to COB to answer to this earth-shattering lies.
We have fully handled the situation, and struck a blow of momumental proportions to the psychs.
Norman Starkey, Tommy Davis, Marc Yager, Guillaume Lesevre, Mark Ingber, Ray Mithoff, all from Int Mgmnt, have personally refuted all the charges and told the reporters that these 4 SPs were beating others. To fill the vacuum, they gave theta news on David Miscavige, and the Church.
The ex-wives of de Vocht, Rathbun and Rinder told the reporters that the ex-husband were negligent bullies.
And then we completely shattered suppression by handing over a cross-referenced binder of documents, and they had no choice and had to publish it.
The material was compiled from the PC folders, confessionals, sec checks and O/W Writeups of the 4 SPs. It became crystal clear that these criminals were accusing others with crimes they committed.
(here came the Church' catalog of confessions from
http://www.tampabay.com/news/article1012138.ece )
These data fill the vacuum and shatter the SPs, the psychs and the pharmaceutical companies.
But, there are not the first SPs who infiltrated the Church and tried to destroy. Here are some historical facts:
(i just list the names here, each got a short 1-2 bio, with the same style as above)
L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. (Ronald Edward DeWolf, aka Nibs Hubbard) - LRH's eldest son
(...)
Geoffrey Quentin McCaully Hubbard (child of LRH, and 3rd wife Mary Sue Hubbard)
(...)
Mary Sue Hubbard (LRH's 3rd wife)
The psychs managed to get her jailed unjustly in 1979 with other Guardian Office execs. The truth was releaved since.
David Mayo (Senior C/S Flag, LRH's auditor, staff member from 1958-1983)
David Mayo has secretly allied with the psychs and pharmaceutical companies, and became a squirrel. After LRH has left his body, he claimed that he helped to develop NOTs (OT V - VII). He dared to claim that LRH assigned him to be the top technical person and continue his researched. After he was declared as an SP, he opened squirrel AACs(Advanced Ability Center). David Miscavige has crushed each and every one of these squirrel AACs. And then David Mayo retracted his statements and ceased his squirrel actions.
Jesse Prince (Deputy Inspector General External, Sea Org: 1976 - 1992)
He claimed that David Miscavige is a racist. Naturally we don't hear much about him lately.
Gerry Armstrong
(...)
Jon Atack (Sea Org member: 1974 - 1983)
(...)
Jon Zegel (Sea Org)
(...)
Patrick (Pat) Broeker and Anne Broeker (they "helped" LRH in his last years)
The tried to take over Scientology when LRH left his body. They forged a Flag Order that has promoted them to Loyal Officer, higher than David Miscavige had. The truth was found out and David Miscavige has cancelled this forgery. The whole Loyal Officer fairy tale was invented by them, and they were not even close to LRH.
Lisa McPherson (Clear, Scientologist)
(...)
Jeff Hawkins (Sea Org)
He claimed that he was responsible for Dianetics's planetary dissemination. Evidently the psychs are behind this statement.
Lawrence Woodcraft
He has lied under oath that Freewinds has blue asbestos in it, that causes cancer. (...)
So this is the success story.
Now that we have found the SPs in Int Management, stats are soaring to unprecedented heights.
Nine new orgs, opened since 2004, plus four smaller test centers, including in downtown St. Petersburg and Plant City. Three ideal orgs opened this year — Dallas, Nashville and Malmo, Sweden — with five more to open before year's end, in Las Vegas, Rome, Brussels, Tel Aviv and Washington, D.C. In Clearwater, the church's signature property, the Fort Harrison Hotel, re-opened in March after a $40 million renovation. The Basics were published since then.
Thanks, I really needed a laugh today! 
