With all the Debbie Cook news, inspiration struck again.
Pete
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Int Base Party
(tune of Garden Party by Ricky Nelson)
I went to an int base party, locked up with Sea Org friends,
To do those forced confessions, while RPF’d again.
When I got to the int base party, I soon learned the game,
For everything that went wrong, I’d have to take the blame.
CHORUS
But its’ all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya’ can’t ever appease DM, and he can go hell!
Exec’s came from orgs all around, they’re all locked up there,
Confined to just two trailers, in such a state of despair.
And over on the golf course, not a big surprise,
Tom Cruise and his caddy were hearing DM’s lies.
CHORUS
lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Confessing evil intentions, taking turns accepting blame,
For blowing up whole planets, it sounded all the same.
I said hello to Debbie Cook, accused of chasing beav’,
When she confessed to being Lord Xenu, it was time to leave.
CHORUS
lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
An auditor opened a closet door and there was J. Travol’,
He shoulda taken a shut-up pill, he shoulda smoked a bowl.
If you gotta be at int base parties, I wish you a lotta luck,
Putting up with DM’s horseshit, it’s gotta really suck.
CHORUS
lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
And its’ all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya’ can’t ever appease DM, and he can go hell!
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Pete
[FONT= "arial"]
Int Base Party
(tune of Garden Party by Ricky Nelson)
I went to an int base party, locked up with Sea Org friends,
To do those forced confessions, while RPF’d again.
When I got to the int base party, I soon learned the game,
For everything that went wrong, I’d have to take the blame.
CHORUS
But its’ all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya’ can’t ever appease DM, and he can go hell!
Exec’s came from orgs all around, they’re all locked up there,
Confined to just two trailers, in such a state of despair.
And over on the golf course, not a big surprise,
Tom Cruise and his caddy were hearing DM’s lies.
CHORUS
lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Confessing evil intentions, taking turns accepting blame,
For blowing up whole planets, it sounded all the same.
I said hello to Debbie Cook, accused of chasing beav’,
When she confessed to being Lord Xenu, it was time to leave.
CHORUS
lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
An auditor opened a closet door and there was J. Travol’,
He shoulda taken a shut-up pill, he shoulda smoked a bowl.
If you gotta be at int base parties, I wish you a lotta luck,
Putting up with DM’s horseshit, it’s gotta really suck.
CHORUS
lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
And its’ all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya’ can’t ever appease DM, and he can go hell!
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