Universally applicable
I had an SO senior at one point who told me about that little process, where you go up to the guy and just tell him "I know what you did!", and when he asks "What you talking about?" just say "You know damn well! Cut it out!".
He said it would either make the guy blow, or try to kill you. This means, ideally, that you make some expendable junior run the process...
The same process works well in Christian churches as well, and would probably work well in a Mosque. All you have to do is phrase it differently ... "I don't know what you are doing, but GOD knows, and he has placed it on my heart to pray for you, and to approach you. God loves you more dearly than you could possibly know. God is not angry with you. But the evil one petitions him day and night constantly. Our God is a just God. At some point, you will, with whatever it is you are doing, have tied his hands where he will not be free to help you, and the evil one will have his way with you. So whatever it is you are doing (and I know that it is not my business unless you MAKE it my business, but God DOES KNOW) you should repent of it ... that is, turn your back on that sin and never look back, after all, you know the story about Lot's wife!"
How's that for missing a withhold?
Pete
Of course I was around before the tech was fucked over so bad.
You made my day.
- and you can kiss mine . . .
