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You know you've been "out" for a while when...

gomorrhan

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Imagine if we could get the showerdrain drippings from the Purif/Narconon. Every drug and toxin known to man. Would make a methlab look like Betty crocker

There's a fortune in there for somebody

Zinj
Then we would be Source, too!
 

GreyLensman

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Imagine if we could get the showerdrain drippings from the Purif/Narconon. Every drug and toxin known to man. Would make a methlab look like Betty crocker

There's a fortune in there for somebody

Zinj

I had to repair the damn drain once. It leaked. That was some seriously nasty nasty stuff in those pipes. Staff running the Purif, or those of us doing the damn thing, too, used to joke about EXACTLY that.

Good call.
 

sandygirl

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When you can just enjoy something without exclaiming in false enthusiasm "I'm sooooo blown out!"

God I always felt like puking when I heard people say that after events!!
 

grundy

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... when you hear "blow" and think "Who's doing drugs?"

... when you hear "blow-out" and think "someone's gotta buy tires."

... when you're reading and yawn, you think "I need some more sleep."

... when thursday at 2:00 means that Law and Order is on TV.
 

gomorrhan

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You know you've been out for a while when thursday at 2:00 means it's time to get up out of bed, put on your robe, and email friends for three hours or so while having your coffee before you surf for porn
 

Tom of Helatrobus

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You know you've been out for a while when you call your friend's house - the friend that you got into Scientology - and after his mother yells at you for getting her son into Scientology, you apologize.

Man, that was a real low point....
 

Good twin

Floater
You know you've been out for a while when you call your friend's house - the friend that you got into Scientology - and after his mother yells at you for getting her son into Scientology, you apologize.

Man, that was a real low point....

...or you are helping your selectees with their repayment cycles?:yes:
 

grundy

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Quoted from another thread, my reply to a post:

Just "write it off" as Vinnie continuing to "blow off confusion" from all of his recent wins.

Sorry. I've been out of Scientology long enough that this sounds like you are celebrating your win in your last sporting event and someone named Confusion is annoying you, so you try to ignore him.
 

sandygirl

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You know you're really out when you treat a cold with a day in bed, a good book, and some tylenol !

(it works waaaaaay better then a "handleing and o/w write up!)
 

gomorrhan

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Sleep is operative. Journaling o/w's wouldn't be a bad idea if it helped you unstress about them. Showing them to an ethics officer? Fuck that.
 

Vinaire

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You know you have been out for a while when the word "Scientology" is as un-restimulative as the word "_______" (fill in the blank).

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