Blown in ANZO
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While it's old knowledge that Janet Light was declared an SP by DM and assigned to the hole at Int. Old news also that the IAS Administrations was relocated to LA, with a corporate shake up. What is not known is why.
Janet Light had been the top dog in the IAS for a long time. It was a good job too. She had a six figure income and an unlimited expense account. While other Sea Org members were stuck on the base or the ship she could pretty much go where she wanted. Top plays in London or shopping at Neiman Marcus, she traveled first class and slept 5 star wherever she went. She ran a non profit organisation on the scale of Bill and Melinda Gates foundation.
Maybe I should have snagged her when I had the chance, the only other SO member on that sort of money was DM and Lou had him sown up, if you're marrying for money being gender non specific doubles your chances you know, and pickings are slim in the SO. I also thought she was hot, until I saw her one morning after one of her benders.
She answered to only one person, and while the money rolled in that wasn’t gonna change.
Couple of problems. They had accumulated about a billion in cash and were using the good works of others to get more. Even with all this, IAS income was dropping. New public into Scientology has crashed for decades, the available cash in the field also had to be split between many entities, Super Power, Planetary Dissem, Translation Unit, GAK, and The Ideal Org Pgm. Extensive reg tactics had financially broken the majority of dedicated public. Pressure from DM for more money was horrendous, IAS reges started whole sale crush tactics including locking people, audiences and passengers in rooms. Janet could see disaster on the horizon.
Though cash reserves were still growing, millions in expenses paid from the IAS did little real good for people or the world. She was painfully aware of the massive scale of misappropriation by David Miscavige of the IAS war chest. No expense spared parties for Tom Cruise, expensive birthday gifts, million dollar events, gratuitous jewel encrusted trinkets, over the top trophies and statuses for contributors.
Let's not even mention the bizarre way the Cof$ actually used the money under DMs purveiw, such as the Wollershiem case which they spent tens of millions defending and eventually settled for 8.3 mill. The joke of that is Larry's original claim was for around $300 grand.
Back to our heroine, she decided she was going to save the IAS from the Terror Midget (tm) by leaving the SO and taking the whole IAS with her causing a split. A billion dollars intelligently invested meant that she could earn at least 2 million a week in interest money to really help people, deep 6 all the expensive reges making 10% of each of our donations, wasn’t that what the IAS was about? Administrator for $100,000,000 a year budgeted income on a billion dollar trust with no need for reges is a bonza job! The ship was on international waters and the IAS was registered in a way to prevent it falling under the law of any unfavourable Governments, thus she would be outside the jurisdiction of the US courts. International law favored her plan.
She pulled together a small tight group of co-conspirators to make the move. They promptly KRed her arse to curry favour with DM.
Janet can be found in SP hall reflecting on her SPness. The real reason that she's there with the rest of the inmates is because each one of them knows enough to destroy DM by his own reckoning. I guess they're lucky to be alive given that.
Dave, you didn't think this was going to get out did you? The rest is coming, just give us the time to write it up!
Cop ya later!
Janet Light had been the top dog in the IAS for a long time. It was a good job too. She had a six figure income and an unlimited expense account. While other Sea Org members were stuck on the base or the ship she could pretty much go where she wanted. Top plays in London or shopping at Neiman Marcus, she traveled first class and slept 5 star wherever she went. She ran a non profit organisation on the scale of Bill and Melinda Gates foundation.
Maybe I should have snagged her when I had the chance, the only other SO member on that sort of money was DM and Lou had him sown up, if you're marrying for money being gender non specific doubles your chances you know, and pickings are slim in the SO. I also thought she was hot, until I saw her one morning after one of her benders.
She answered to only one person, and while the money rolled in that wasn’t gonna change.
Couple of problems. They had accumulated about a billion in cash and were using the good works of others to get more. Even with all this, IAS income was dropping. New public into Scientology has crashed for decades, the available cash in the field also had to be split between many entities, Super Power, Planetary Dissem, Translation Unit, GAK, and The Ideal Org Pgm. Extensive reg tactics had financially broken the majority of dedicated public. Pressure from DM for more money was horrendous, IAS reges started whole sale crush tactics including locking people, audiences and passengers in rooms. Janet could see disaster on the horizon.
Though cash reserves were still growing, millions in expenses paid from the IAS did little real good for people or the world. She was painfully aware of the massive scale of misappropriation by David Miscavige of the IAS war chest. No expense spared parties for Tom Cruise, expensive birthday gifts, million dollar events, gratuitous jewel encrusted trinkets, over the top trophies and statuses for contributors.
Let's not even mention the bizarre way the Cof$ actually used the money under DMs purveiw, such as the Wollershiem case which they spent tens of millions defending and eventually settled for 8.3 mill. The joke of that is Larry's original claim was for around $300 grand.
Back to our heroine, she decided she was going to save the IAS from the Terror Midget (tm) by leaving the SO and taking the whole IAS with her causing a split. A billion dollars intelligently invested meant that she could earn at least 2 million a week in interest money to really help people, deep 6 all the expensive reges making 10% of each of our donations, wasn’t that what the IAS was about? Administrator for $100,000,000 a year budgeted income on a billion dollar trust with no need for reges is a bonza job! The ship was on international waters and the IAS was registered in a way to prevent it falling under the law of any unfavourable Governments, thus she would be outside the jurisdiction of the US courts. International law favored her plan.
She pulled together a small tight group of co-conspirators to make the move. They promptly KRed her arse to curry favour with DM.
Janet can be found in SP hall reflecting on her SPness. The real reason that she's there with the rest of the inmates is because each one of them knows enough to destroy DM by his own reckoning. I guess they're lucky to be alive given that.
Dave, you didn't think this was going to get out did you? The rest is coming, just give us the time to write it up!
Cop ya later!
