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THE ANNUAL PREDICTION THREAD
Hey, it's time for a yearly tradition, the annual what-the-hell is going to happen to the freaky cult of Scientology in 2017.
There have been many wonderful and uncannily accurate prognostications in previous years--some brilliant, prescient or hilarious.
As always, here's da rules:
For fun, here are the threads for the past years. I couldn't find the 2012 Predictions thread (whoa, nobody predicted that would happen).
SPECIAL RULE CHANGE FOR 2017: If you make a bogus prediction about a Scientology event that never happens in the MEST universe in 2017, you still get to keep your OT status and impressive advanced certificates---provided that:
THE ANNUAL PREDICTION THREAD
There have been many wonderful and uncannily accurate prognostications in previous years--some brilliant, prescient or hilarious.
As always, here's da rules:
RULES
1. All PREDICTIONS have to posted by Jan 30th [STRIKE]2011[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]2012[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]2013[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]2014[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]2015[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]2016[/STRIKE] 2017.
2. No fair editing your predictions once you post them. (Damn, there could be some crazy-ass scamming if people are re-writing the predictions AFTER something happens! LOL)
3. End of the year, a WINNER and RUNNER UP WINNER is announced based on the most alarmingly accurate prediction that actually came true.
4. Award also given for the worst freakin prediction that nearly everyone KNEW was never gonna happen in the first place.
5. Contestants are not allowed to consult with OT's to get answers. (that's cheating)
6. You can make as many predictions as you want but you can't give 2 opposing predictions like Ron would so that you are always right.
2011 PREDICTIONS
2012 PREDICTIONS
2013 PREDICTIONS
2014 PREDICTIONS
2015 PREDICTIONS
2016 PREDICTIONS
So, use all your hard won and certified supernatural psychic powers!2012 PREDICTIONS
2013 PREDICTIONS
2014 PREDICTIONS
2015 PREDICTIONS
2016 PREDICTIONS
SPECIAL RULE CHANGE FOR 2017: If you make a bogus prediction about a Scientology event that never happens in the MEST universe in 2017, you still get to keep your OT status and impressive advanced certificates---provided that:
a) You still feel good about the prediction.
b) Your prediction is real to you, because you consider it did happen in your universe on the first dynamic.
c) Planetary clearing (of Hubbard's hoax) becomes a reality on this planet.
b) Your prediction is real to you, because you consider it did happen in your universe on the first dynamic.
c) Planetary clearing (of Hubbard's hoax) becomes a reality on this planet.